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do i look like i just woke up… or like i’m about to ruin your whole day in the best way possible?😏
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oh you’re into legos? same. except i build tension and destroy self-control🧱
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do i look like i’m ready to be defeated or ready to dominate? answer wisely🥵
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i’m not saying i’m trouble, but i do tend to “accidentally” lose clothes... tell me your most fun accident 😈
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not all superheros wear capes. some just wear very little at all... who’s ready for a close-up?🦸♀️
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do i give off “girl next door” or “girl you wish lived next door”? be honest...😈
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i was gonna clean the house... then i remembered i’m the hottest mess in here already🧼agree or agree harder?
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i was gonna cook... but then i realized i’m already on the menu👀 what’s your order, babe?
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this look is 100% vegan, cruelty-free, and may cause spontaneous thirst🫠 what’s your safe word tho?🥒
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hydrated, exfoliated, and mildly dangerous… guess what part of me is still wet?😉(wrong answers only!)
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my kink? confusing people by being both a wholesome nerd and an unfiltered thirst trap😘
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this seat’s taken… unless you’ve got snacks, compliments, or something better to offer 🍑 what would you bring to impress me?
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tell me your favorite position... for sitting on a stool of course😇 what were you thinking?
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one minute you’re feeding your pets, the next minute you’re the main course... how’d we get here?🤷♀️
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if i’m on the menu, are you ordering in or eating out?👀
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they say less is more... how much “less” should we try next time?😉
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i heard keeping the doctor away requires a daily dose of me... thoughts?🍎
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