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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

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yes griogri rasputin had a huge impact on history but let’s not forget that thanks to him we’re blessed with 2 absolute bangers, boney m’s rasputin and in the dark of the night from the Anastasia OST

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beans

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Scientists be like “you cannot drink that” and “you are not welcome in this laboratory anymore” 

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I remember a girl in my class being like “well if you enjoyed The Picture of Dorian Gray it means you like thriller and horror right?” and like Grace do you really think I read that book for the thriller and horror,, no I read it for the Gay and overly pretentious quotes

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Fun Fact Time:

Oscar Wilde had a lesbian niece

Yea

YEA

Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.

SHE

LOOKS

JUST LIKE

HER UNCLE

They both have That Face.

I’m so, so happy I know this now.

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this is so cute and so me.

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me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

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ho ho holy shit I wanna die

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me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to being sad

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I have been crying since you left me, and I am afraid… I do not know how to stop.

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ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

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I was doing my makeup today while my brother was fixing his hair. It was quiet and we were both busy doing ourselves up, but after I put on mascara I noticed that Nico was staring at me. “Did you know that some guys wear mascara?” he said and I was like pfft, yeah, of course, dude. I know guys who put on way more than I do. Nico just nodded and continued with his hair. A few minutes later, he brought it up again. “I know a guy who played in my baseball team that would put on mascara. It was … cool, I guess.” And after a moment of awkward silence, I turned to him and went: “Nico, do you wanna try some on?”

Yep. He did. He told me so after a little bit of asking, but he felt intimidated to try it on himself. So, I grabbed a really natural looking mascara and lightly put on one coat for him. It wasn’t all cute and serene, btw, it was very us (”fuck, don’t poke my eye out, bro” “nico, are you fuckin serious, i’m not gonna” “aaah, fuck, you’re gonna poke me!” “stop moving!”). But afterward he looked at himself in the mirror and was hesitant. He said he didn’t know if he liked it. And i just shrugged because…I guess, I didn’t want him to think anything wild about it. He could wear mascara or not, but I didn’t want him to be insecure about it all the same. “Well, that’s fine,” I said. “It’s no big. You just wipe it off and it’s gone. You want me to pass you a wipe?”

But he kept staring at himself in the mirror and he was like: No, actually…I like it. It makes my eyes pop. Then Nico turned around and waggled his eyebrows at me and went: bitches love my eyes. they won’t stand a chance now.

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sorry for being blasphemous on main or whatever