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Spy Crab unfortunately does not have the means to keep finger cold… Crab will have to get new finger soon to continue typing. Finger is starting to feel mushy.

Also, it was Blu Makey-Man’s finger. Many thanks German Antics Guy!

Spy Crab wonders how long it takes for cut off finger to start rotting. Crab totally doesn’t have a random Blu finger at all.

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WITHIN A WEEK! LESS THAN! YOUR FINGER WILL BE NOTHING BUT BONE IN LESS THAN A MONTH WHEN EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS! However... in the cold, this could be stalled. Maybe by a week. Maybe by a month. HOOHOO! I HOPE IT IS SPY'S!

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Spy Crab uses special item to slowly type out words. Crab totally didn’t pinch off a finger from dead Blu. Crab definitely uses specially made item that doesn’t occasionally spurt blood everywhere.

cooo caw cheep

Howdy, Par....dner. Hold up. Spycrabs exist, the bread monster is in our walls, this fuckin' bird is typin? On what phone?

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Spy Crab is going to slowly back away and hope none of the cats notice Crab…..

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And Crab is there as well! Crab approves of this

Captured…… with the bones and rocks and shells… on the weird things shelf….with the spycrab…. And the horseshoe crab…..captured

Holy crap, dats me!!!! freakin cool as hell

[red-spy-crab]

That is Crab! Crab also approves of this creation.

Made myself an emotional support spycrab. Do you approve of his existence?

I do. Well done.

[red-spy-crab]

Red Spy Crab would like to see the crabs perchance? Hermit crabs and Crab may be related

have you ever been pinched on the tongue by one of your hermit crabs. that happened to me when I was 6 years old and terminally stupid

Non. I don’t lick my crabs. But... Étoile has snipped at me before though, she doesn't understand I'm trying to clean the tank. Faustine gets defensive sometimes too, but I cornered her by accident a few times after I had first recieved her. Faustine is generally well tempered compared to Étoile though. I didn't forget Silvain. Silvain hasn't tried grabbing me, but she would much prefer hiding.

[red-spy-crab]

Spy Crab will inform Red German Antics guy of this

Red Spy Crab here to say that is most likely bad idea. But if Blu Makey-Man do go through with idea… can Makey-Man perhaps give Red Crazy German Antics Guy the limb??

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If he asks politely.

[red-spy-crab]

Spy Crab is not sure why account did not work. Crab hopes it is fixed now.

Crab is indeed in Shop. Spy Crab believes it exists. Crab does not know of other Spy Crabs. Crab has heard that it is endangered before, which is probably why Crab not seen other crabs.

Spy Crab has returned to wish Mr Makey-Man a early happy new year and congratulate on invention.

Crab also has blog now! @red-spy-crab . Now crab can be able to talk more. Crab tells Mr. Makey-Man before others because Crab found itself in workshop first. Crab will still talk in magic box though

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Aw, heck yeah! Spy's gonna love ya!

Thanks a bunch, little feller. The account don't seem to be functional just yet though. Waited all day to see if it would change!

Also... You said you were in the Shop? As in, you? A crab? A Spy crab? Do those actually exist?

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Crab agrees with Mr Makey-Man. Crab doesn’t know how machine works, but is probably not safe

What did you do?

Y'all know how the teleporter is kinda a time machine in itself? I mean, it's movin' one whole bein' n all his atoms to a different place at the exact same time– that shouldn't be possible. Well, I took some'a the technology in those, sped it up, n now I got this little one-way number that I can place any damn thing inside of and it'll show up again a whole 20 minutes later! So it's the same universe yet... But I figured out the beginning a real time travel! Kinda. Haven't human-tested it yet, but I got some troubleshootin to do just in case.

Hoowee. Is is much too early for this!!

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Spy Crab welcomes you

Spy Crab heard about safety from danger so crab decided to migrate here. Crab hopes that crab will be safe here as crab is small, and world is big. Crab also wishes to provide safety for all fellow Spy Crabs.

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Mod here! This blog is not officially affiliated with any other roleplay account! This is just something funny that I wanted to make for the role play blogs that I talk with and reblog from.

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