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hm. this isnt the right blog

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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I miss my boys

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just wanna give a shoutout to the singular person currently giving me like at least 50-60 notifs at once. its just you and me here. want to look at strange animals together

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theres a strange man in my bedroom

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taps mic. anyone out there

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I love how Becky and Joe never announce anything normally. first they do a Kickstarter campaign by having their characters kidnapped for ransom and then they announce a new streaming website by having a DHMIS-themed cult visited by an "announcement angel" named Simon Gilcrest that looks like this

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Cw: slight blood

Merry Chrumbis everyone (1 of 2)

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more slop go my scarab

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duck guy .... pls..... please i miss them... Please.... /nf

For his many many fans ❤️ who want to kiss him on tge lips

For his lovers who want to see him mashed into a disgustang slush his awful goop getting everywhere on the walls on the ceiling on the floor once he finally explodes from the sheer mass of the beast animal that is the beautiful hydraulic press .

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this is a blog for [checks notes] The Slayer now

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...Right.

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All three of them are insufferable