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bin laden is dead now we have bin piss

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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the crushing weight of one manageable task

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british fantasy name: wicklebort smee

american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler

chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i make scorpion as text posts on company time wait i live in europe why is my boss paying me in dollars hold on wait

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this is why we arw resurrecting her

The writers of Scorpion dead-wifed Megan because they knew she’d be too powerful if they let her live

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johnny sex is to johnny perfect as cain was to abel

Don’t beat yourself up if you fail, nobody is perfect! Except of course Johnny Perfect, a beautiful man with dark curls who can do no wrong. We love you Johnny Perfect!

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"average person gets 3 stds a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets 0 stds per year. Johnny Sex, who lives in cave & gets over 10,000 stds each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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everyone loves johnny perfect! except of course for his brother, johnny sex

Don’t beat yourself up if you fail, nobody is perfect! Except of course Johnny Perfect, a beautiful man with dark curls who can do no wrong. We love you Johnny Perfect!

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Megan O’Brien my girl I’m so sorry the writers don’t understand medicine because you’re my angel

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.

This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.

THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.

If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.

CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.

Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.

I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.

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Since it's pride month I'm going to say. Can we stop making fun of adults who don't have sex. Not even particularly asexuals, just general people who don't like sex personally or don't want to have it for whatever reason. It's just not great to portray people who don't have sex as weird losers or naive little kids or whatever, even as a joke