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I had a root canal done yesterday. Mid drilling, my brain decided to remind me of “Who’s tooth is that?” It took everything in me not to bust out laughing
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Does anyone have any post wisdom tooth removal advice? Asking for a friend (im the friend. Im so uncomfortable please help 🥲)
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hi yall whats going on in the redacted fandom lately
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Vincent and Lovely’s “I love you”s will always be my favorite since neither of them can lie to the other, so if they say it THEY REALLY MEAN IT.
The compliments? The praise? ALL OF IT!! They mean it all!! And that makes me want to sob!
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I'm about to sleep let me just pull out the big guns

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re-emerging from the void to say that David Shaw wants to be praised. like "you fuck me so good" and "please more only you do it right" and that's my horny thought for today.
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Porter and Sam being biological the oldest people in house of solarie makes to much sense. That's house full of barely twenty somethings outside of three people makes to much sense.
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Nobody talk to me because what do you mean Sam never wanted to be a vampire and yet he is one in every universe. What do you mean he would have rather died trying to heal his own wounds than be turned and yet he has to live with the reality of his turning in every damn universe??? He was owed so much better and I will never emotionally or financially recover from this.
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The way I need preppy fool!asher and spoiled af rebane royalty fool!baaabe cannot be healthy
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sam telling vincent that he can hear the pack members fucking on vacation is SO FUNNY
sam calling vincent at 3am like “you’ll never believe what david is doing to his mate next door” 😭😭
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My head cannon for Cam being tall is confirmed.
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