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redactedtumble · 2 years ago
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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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Fave new twitter thread
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band
Turn ON the sound
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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Dear kids: sometimes, self-care is ridiculously unsexy. It's cleaning your filthy bathroom after weeks of ignoring it. It's washing your bedsheets and vacuuming your floors. It's forcing yourself to take a shower and brush your teeth. When that temporary motivation strikes, RIDE THAT WAVE as far as you possibly can. It's the kindest thing you can do for yourself sometimes.
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”
my dude
my guy
my pal
stop talking forever
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc
not once do i ever see a summary
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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emperor kuzco was clearly gay
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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What each inquisitor and LI’s child would fetch on their first errand
Cullen:
Mabari treats, cookies,and elfroot
Dorian:
Two small tomes and elfroot
Josephine:
New Quills, tea, and Royal elfroot
Bull:
Horn balm, chocolate, and elfroot
Blackwall:
A small toy and a snack and elfroot
(“You’re spoiling them” “Am not”)
Solas:
Paint and a brush and elfroot
Cassandra:
A whetstone and elfroot
Sera:
Baby’s first pranking
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
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redactedtumble · 3 years ago
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Are fedoras really that bad?
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YES YES THEY ARE
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