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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

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When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …

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When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …

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Fave new twitter thread

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

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Dear kids: sometimes, self-care is ridiculously unsexy. It's cleaning your filthy bathroom after weeks of ignoring it. It's washing your bedsheets and vacuuming your floors. It's forcing yourself to take a shower and brush your teeth. When that temporary motivation strikes, RIDE THAT WAVE as far as you possibly can. It's the kindest thing you can do for yourself sometimes.

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GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

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“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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What each inquisitor and LI’s child would fetch on their first errand

Cullen:

Mabari treats, cookies,and elfroot

Dorian:

Two small tomes and elfroot

Josephine:

New Quills, tea, and Royal elfroot

Bull:

Horn balm, chocolate, and elfroot

Blackwall:

A small toy and a snack and elfroot

(“You’re spoiling them” “Am not”)

Solas:

Paint and a brush and elfroot

Cassandra:

A whetstone and elfroot

Sera:

Baby’s first pranking

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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE