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Saw some lady at the train station with a long flowing white skirt, walking a dog with a long flowing white fur, and they both were glowing equally in the contre-jour light of sunshine. Had to draw a rough sketch of them and then shittily shade it on my phone so I'll remember to try to draw them later.
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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Nothing like a trip to B&Q at 7 o’clock on a Monday.
#that light switch aisle… captivating#the screw pick and mix… beautiful#big things happening at my local one as well#(changing the displays for the first time in perhaps a decade)#I was actually there to judge them as a purveyor of tiles but alas they did not have the (admittedly niche) ones I wanted#but damn did I flick those switches though!!!!#the fancy metal ones!!!
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Audrey Hall has indeed a huge soft spot for her Farnon boys. She is a surrogate mother to Tristan, supports him in every way she can, cooks his favourite dishes, saves his favourite beer, consoles him. She cannot mother Siegfried but she is very good at making him do what she wants and that is also what he often actually needs! He knows she knows best (he has said so) and he appreciates all the small things she does for him. Finding all this things for example even if he has not even told her was he is looking for. She is his stalwart and in return she knows that she can trust him implicitly. Siegfried knows that she has a soft spot for him too...
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joined the Entomemeology page on fb and it's just a reservoir of the best posts out there
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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people
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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
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John D. Batten (1860-1932), ''Europa's Fairy Book'' by Joseph Jacobs, 1919
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ANNA MADELEY 𝒂𝒔 AUDREY HALL 𝒂𝒏𝒅 SAMUEL WEST 𝒂𝒔 SIEGFRIED FARNON | All Creatures Great and Small Series 1 Episode 7 — The Night Before Christmas
#prev it’s actually hilarious#tfw you get hired/hire a housekeeper and find the second most wretched person in Yorkshire#acgas 2020
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went on a wander around the countryside with a eight pack of jammy dodgers i got for an absolute steal. very nice way to spend an afternoon but i have felt slightly unusual since in a way i don't think can be attributed purely to the disgustingly hot weather.
#got through them at such a voracious pace cause it turned out my brother#was camping on the other side of the dale#so he'd be prowling around for biscuits to nab#he has form!
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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If Siegfried can have 2 staffordshire greyhound inkwells in his house, so can I.
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