Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
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more study. these shapes are so similar yet so different from what i am used to. more realistic shapes are so interesting. it is reaffirming.
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girldad mode activate
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falin holding cat!izutsumi like jesus holding a lamb
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boyfriends .. and girlfriends!!!
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Aw cmon baby, you can do it, just take another one of my fingers. You're doing so well for me. Look at the mess you've made. Your slick is dripping down my hands. Pretty toys need to be played with, right? Good girl.
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I keep seeing so much misinfo on here.
"You can't get bred by a strap" "Trans women can't get pregnant" "trans men don't have prostate orgasms"
Lies.
You're not fucking them hard enough. Rail. Them. Harder.
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“sorry I stimmed on you during sex” did Mozart apologize for piano concerto no. 21? did michelangelo apologize for seeing the angel in the marble and setting him free,??? pull yourself together
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I AM THAT IS
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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