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i feel like astarion and fenris would have a lot to talk about

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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absolutely stellar

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This is what happens when you buy estrogen from Claire’s

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The Beast that Bothers

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STRAY (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Source

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives