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ALL THE TIME.

Do you ebber sea somefin so ridiculously stupid you can’t kelp boat sit t)(ere and stare in disgruntled disbereef t)(at t)(is fin exists?

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>You were more than a little glad that your transportalizer was still fully functional, considering this is the first new place you've gone in a really long time. You hesitantly climb up the stairs, looking around for him. 

"Hey, uh, hello? Josh? Where the fuck are you?"

✖ —;;                               Yo. Let’s start with dinner first, nubby.                                          I’m in the middle of cookin’ so just…                                          come on up from the basement.

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YEAH, SORRY, IT'S JUST. SHIT. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THE WHOLE, FLIRTING THING. OR EVEN WITH LIKE JUST FUCKING...CASUAL HOOKUPS AND SHIT.

I'M GONNA SHUT UP AND HEAD OVER THERE NOW.

This is an odd form of flirtin’, I’ll tell ya that. >poisonedPrince sent [coords.rtf]

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WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK? WOULD I BE FLIRTING THIS MUCH IF I WASN'T OFFERING?

AND YOU AND ME BOTH, BELIEVE ME.

If it's an offer, maybe I'll take you up on it.

Hell knows I need somethin' right about now.

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WELL THEN JOSH, MAYBE IT IS AN OFFER.

AND IF I WERE INSULTING YOU, YOU WOULD KNOW IT.

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OH THAT'S NICE, A GREAT BIG FUCK YOU RIGHT IN MY FACE AFTER I WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF REPLYING. 

LOOK HERE YOU FUCKGOBBLING COCKJUGGLER, I'VE LITERALLY REPLIED TO YOU ONE GODDAMN TIME AND I HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU OTHERWISE. SO TAKE YOUR ATTITUDE, BEND OVER AND GENTLY SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS WITH THE FORCE OF A METEOR IMPACTING THE PLANET.

NOW IF YOU'RE WILLING TO STOP BEING A RAGING FUCKMONKEY MCASSHOLE, THEN LET'S GET ON WITH THE INTRODUCTIONS, SINCE I STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

Karkat….

Oh, jesus fucking christ, you’re one of those fucking troll things I’ve been hearing about. What the fuck do you want, you little shit?

I ain’t in the mood for any timeline shenanigans or some bullshit like that.

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I HAVE OH SO GRACIOUSLY DECIDE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE SPLENDOR AND MAJESTY THAT IS MYSELF, AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING REACT? JUST KIDDING I AM THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THOSE DESCRIPTIONS. I FUCKING SUCK. ANYWAY, I'M KARKAT, OR ROM, WHICHEVER YOU WANT TO CALL ME.

And what the fuck do I owe for this honor?

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THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE RIGHT THERE IS WHY I HAVE CONTINUED FAITH IN THE FUTURE OF PARADOX SPACE.

SUP RIGHT BACK, I'M KARKAT "ROM" VANTAS, NICE TO MEET YOU I GUESS.

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>You kiss her cheek and nuzzle against her face right back, smiling and laughing happily. 

"I promise Feferi, I'll never be too busy for you ever again."

>You squeeze her lightly and shift your body so that you can cuddle her more easily. It's so nice being here with your moirail after so long.

>You hug him back just as tightly, dragging him backwards until you can collapse with him on your bed in a fit of happy giggles. 

"I’ve been dying with-trout you, Kar-crab! Let’s not ever be too busy for each other ever again, o-cray??" 

>You press about a dozen kisses to his face before nuzzling your face against him.

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>You don't even bother with logging off, instead jumping up and rushing towards your transportalizer. You have her coordinates saved on it, so it's just a few seconds before you are in your moirail's palace. Even though it's been so long, you still know the way to her room back of your hand. Walking through the doorway, you check the possible places she v might be before you finally see her.

"Feferi!!"

>You didn't realize how much you missed her until now, and that shows as you run right over to her and hug her as tightly as you can.

"It's so nice to see you again..."

>Those aren't tears in your eyes, not at all.

HELL YEAH. YOUR COORDINATES STILL THE SAME?

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HELL YEAH. YOUR COORDINATES STILL THE SAME?

I MISS YOU TOO.

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Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

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I MISS YOU TOO.

SORRY FEFERI. ):B

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SORRY FEFERI. ):B

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YEAH WELL I'M NOT ABOUT TO TYPE YOUR ENTIRE TO THE LETTER, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I'M ON MOBILE AND THEREFORE IT'S A BITCH TO EVEN TYPE OUT MY OWN RESPONSE.

I APPARENTLY FORGOT THAT SARCASM DOESN'T COME THROUGH WELL ON TEXT. MY MISTAKE.

THIS PAST WEEK KINDA SUCKED, I COME BACK AFTER MONTHS AND I DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET.

I’LL BE THE ONE TO JUDGE IF YOU’RE WORTH TALKING TO.

AND DON’T BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF, I’M THE LAST PERSON THAT WOULD BE STARSTRUCK BY ANY VERSION OF MYSELF.

#I’M THE POSTER BOY FOR DISAPPOINTMENT#BUT IT’S GOING OKAY I GUESS#I SHOULD PROBABLY ASK YOU THE SAME...

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I'LL BE THE ONE TO JUDGE IF YOU'RE WORTH TALKING TO.

AND DON'T BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF, I'M THE LAST PERSON THAT WOULD BE STARSTRUCK BY ANY VERSION OF MYSELF.

I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE DISDAINED OR COMPLIMENTED THAT ANOTHER ALTERNATE IS FOLLOWING ME SO I'M GOING TO FOREGO THAT AND INSTEAD TENTATIVELY SAY "HELLO".

I’M SHOCKED YOU ALREADY HAVE THE RIGHT ATTITUDE TOWARDS THIS. LUCKY FOR YOU I’M ONE OF THE FEW OF US ACTUALLY WORTH TALKING TO. YOU’RE WELCOME. TRY NOT TO BE TOO STARSTRUCK, I’M NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOU IF YOU PISS YOURSELF IN EXCITEMENT.

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I AM NOT!

scribens-in-umbra replied to your post:I AM A REAL FUCKING PIECE OF WORK. I COME BACK…

SOM3ON3 SHOULD G1V3 YOU 4N 4W4RD FOR B1GG3ST L14R ON 34RTH >:]

I AM /NOT/ THE BIGGEST LIAR ON EARTH.