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play toys ?

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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map

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(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

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so jason isaacs hangs dong in White Lotus huh…

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i talked to the butcher and he said i'm his favorite lamb he's ever slaughtered. and when i mentioned your name he didn't even remember slaughtering you

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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I don’t think Yoda x Palpatine is really a crackship. Two guys that canonically hate each other and interact frequently is like classic ship material.

You just think it’s a crackship bc they’re ugly. In reality it’s old man yaoi that you’re simply not enlightened enough to understand. Ignoring the problematic age gap.

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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

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found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

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You transform into an immense bat wraith one time and suddenly it’s all “please don’t eat me!” and “Jesus Christ there’s that thing again!” 🙄