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hey besties! im cc and im ecstatic 2 be here. this is the dumbest bitch alive, cherry and i’m so excited to write them again as they’re a bit of a revamp <3 as a psa, i have their career claim as paris hilton n it’s mostly just her silly memes n early 2000s attitude vs her actual reality show! anywho, pls like this for plots <3

˛ ⠀ * ⠀ ★ ⠀ ROH JISUN . DEMI GIRL . THEY/SHE ⧽ ⠀ have you seen the 786 latest post ? sources say they have some serious dirt on the child of a big time OIL EMPIRE HEIR AND HIGH PROFILE SOCIALITE . they haven’t revealed who it was yet but my best is on RI CHAE - WON ! ever since that last update about how they BROKE UP A ROYAL ENGAGEMENT ( ‘ ON ACCIDENT ‘ ) . i don’t put anything pass them . i mean , these celebrity kids are just out of control . they do whatever they want , whenever they want and are ungrateful in the process !! i mean take CHERRY for example , they’re a TWENTY - THREE year old SOCIALITE , and what did they do to get there ? have famous parents ! like hello , just because you BECAME THE ( SECOND ) MOST FOLLOWED PERSON ON INSTAGRAM doesn’t mean you actually deserved it . i’m glad the 786 is taking them down a notch . it’s about time someone does .

full name . ri chae-won alias(es) + nickname(s) + title(s) . cherry ( derived from being called chae ri during childhood ), dumb bitch ( lovingly ), instagram user cherryzooted, preferred name . cherry age + dob . twenty - three, july 1 natal chart . cancer sun, cancer moon, cancer rising . so ... good luck gender + pronouns . demi girl + they / them / she / her orientation . graysexual + grayromantic birth place . seoul, south korea hometown . silicon valley language(s) spoken . in order of fluency: korean, japanese, english, french – conversational dutch + mandarin accent . 100% valley girl accent, plays it up these days, but normally just sounds californian occupation . full time hot girl, full time story updater, full time responsibility avoider, full time twitter personality, undercover heiress trying to girlboss her way to a ceo position parallels . karen smith ( mean girls ), brittany s pierce ( glee ), on the flip side: ransom drysdale ( knives out – in the ... two faced way, not the murderous way ahaha ), fallon carrington ( dynasty ),

they are old money, truly. their mother is a high profile socialite who comes from an enterprising family ( think, owns ivy league university enterprising and has stakes in every field imaginable ) while their father is an oil empire heir. of course, her parents got married for money and for reputation – and in their wildest dreams, had one (1) child that they hoped would be an heir to their titles.

except, their child was cherry and she’s the “dumbest bitch alive”. cherry was born on the first of july and had a platinum spoon in their mouth from the very first laugh they gave. cherry was really given everything from the moment she was born to this very day – private tutors ( all who quit, thanks to her ), private chefs, nannies, trainers, anything that she could want, she got.

so, a bit of a spoiled brat and actually, not as dumb as she’d like the world to believe she is. quite an unfound genius, but as a teenager, started to go viral on early tumblr and instagram and even vine due to a certain image. it started honestly as a joke where she would pretend to ask questions that are so absurd just to see how people would respond, but as the early internet is – they took her seriously. so, she just ... kept up with it.

to this day, their social media is mostly one big satirical account, but since they’ve been doing it for so long, people just go along with it. in reality, they’re a lot more cunning than people think and definitely getting ready to succeed the company from their parents ( after all, they just got a masters degree from princeton – which made her instagram followers kind of confused but they just said that they were in a silly goofy mood and shouted out their favorite tutors ).

her cunningness is the reason why she accidentally broke up a royal engagement. the story goes: cherry uploaded an instagram story where a certain royal prince was spotted in the background, half naked on their bed. they said oopsy - daisies and then put it as a highlight on their instagram for like forty - eight hours before saying oh my word! and deleting it. apologized profusely after the engagement was called off and then went on twitter to say my bad.

anyway, current day, is enjoying the last few year(s) of their socialite life, continuing to push an image that gets them the most traction and engagement online to really bump up their image n views before they ultimately retire from social media to become an oil empire + clean energy + university heiress. if this doesn’t make sense, idk either.

personality wise . i feel like it’s absolutely no secret to the inner circle that they’re not as ditzy as they seem irl. they can definitely be more than catty and very aggressive aggressive to get what they want – as they fail to ever beat around the bush. an absolute villain, cherry knows what she wants ( an empire ) and really has no trouble stepping on people to get there. that being said, even if they’re a bit of a villainess, fails to ever find the heart in being catty and mean to people who don’t deserve it – i.e. the kind and the good. anyway idk what i’m writing i’m delirious.

wanted connections include . unholy trinity ( open to 2 ), academic rivals ( if they ever attended school together or uni – she went to brown undergrad + princeton for grad school ), pr friends / relationships, someone constantly featured on her instagram, fake enemies on social media, somebody they surpassed on instagram in followers and then tagged them n said “haha im sorry <3″ on their story, (future) business partners / associates ( in secret though because rn she’s still “not an heiress” ).