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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

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i know someone who works in conservation, who on the side has a large outdoor aviary and roughly 20 rainbow lorikeets they’ve taken in as they’ve been dumped/unwanted gifts or long-term pets/pets that have been released/etc, and she’s very knowledgeable and keeps them in great condition

i love seeing them though because we have a terrible and hilarious game. in the aviary i will be leaving out fruit skewers and things for them, and then i’ll dramatically lie on my side and pretend i died. it takes about 5 minutes, and then there’s an entire flock of lorikeets climbing on me, squeaking, nibbling and investigating.

the next part of the game is popping up my head and going “boo!” which is where the real fun begins, because the little rainbow nightmares jump, and then get delighted and start happy squealing and bouncing around (and chewing because they truly never stop)

while we all love this game, ive been cheerfully informed from the outside it looks even funnier, because it looks like I’ve been jumped by a group of lorikeets and they won

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Wages are taxed, most wealth income is not . #getinvolved

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The really cool thing about hydrangeas is that they can be blue, pink, or purple based primarily on the pH of the soil. A free science experiment in every plant.

Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students

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Once again, the dropout captioners never disappoint

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i found it motherfuckers

edit to the post because it blew up, you are all amazing and special and wonderful in your own way, peace and love to all <3!

edit number two: ailenfucker flag

thanks @lunarflare64 for this one <3

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Apparently I'm supposed to root for The Rock and not the delicious horned man with chains that could absolutely wreck me.

The world is a messed up place. 😩

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it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

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On a bike ride- a dogwood with huge fruit the size of walnuts. 

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Common Marlon Wayans W

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

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Well, a couple weeks ago I asked for some NPCs I could use for warm-ups before pages. And, well… I recently reread Hotblood! So. here’s a whole herd of warmups + a couple of Sleighties

Happy April 1st everybody!