What do you do for a living? What is your job?
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i hate when zombies interrupt my makeout session with my beautiful wife
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hope they get well soon <3
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damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo
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Happy 24-6-01!
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“hey i don’t bite”—the biter
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All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap
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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:
Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?
Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....
The music:
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Bats are literally just tiny Dragons
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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this
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the brothers karamazov, fyodor dostoyevsky
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i am working towards the life i have always wanted to live
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