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You are, actually. In the form of a question. Because I'm not doing what you want? No loss to me there, but I'll do us both a favour and be on my way, I gotta get ready for work anyways.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

I’m not assuming anything.. except from the fact that you can be a pain in the ass to talk to.

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Of course. It's a horrible nickname. I don't need to say it, I already did. Well yes, that too, but I meant that you're assuming again.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

Something wrong with that? Just say it, I was wrong, three words. I’m.. asking a question?

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...Patty Cakes. I already admitted it, just not in the way you wanted me to. Hayley, Hayley, Hayley...you're doing it again.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

Admitting you’re wrong is the first step, Patty Cakes. “It makes an ass out of you and me?” Really, that’s it? What, are you afraid to say the a-word?

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Yeah, yeah, you do that. I corrected myself when I said it, so I don't need to say it. You're just being greedy now. You should probably know, name calling won't work on me. Google it, then you'll know why I don't want to say it. Besides, I figured you'd heard it before and would know.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

Well, there you go, she served a point and you were wrong. This is a moment I need to remember. You have to say it now, you made a whole point about it. Pussy.

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I guess you have a point there...and I guess she kind of made things go bad or whatever when they all went to that...bar. And when she snitched. I was joking too and nah, I'm not gunna say it.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

Well, not all characters have to have a point. There’s no point behind people in daily life either. I’m not assuming anything, it was a joke, but go ahead.. Tell me.

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Was it? It seemed..pointless. I don't know, she could have gotten more or something but she was just a pointless character in my eyes. There you go again, assuming things. You do know what they say about assuming things, right?

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

That pretty much was her role, wasn’t it? You’re wounded, really? Really? Maybe you are her age after all.

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Huh? Oh... no, no, I didn't mean anything like that. I meant her role. I don't know what her role was besides wife to beer belly batman. Don't be s quick to judge, Hayley. I'm wounded.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

Isn’t she a bit young for you, Patrick?

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Oh. Now I get what you mean...and yeah, I guess it's weird, huh? Same with seeing Katniss Everdeen as...well, that.

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

American Hustle.. or well, I was.. Thankfully.

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...what are you watching?

Batman with a beer belly is suddenly not so attractive.

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Going outside caused some people to get frostbite and others had icicles forming on their bodies. I wouldn't even want to get outside in order to get to the airport and fly the heck out of there.

-40 degrees? That’s insane! I’d have hopped on a plane and gone to somewhere, anywhere with a little more heat. That would be the only reason I left my house. 

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Well then, good for them for dealing with that. I heard one day they had -40 weather. I would not have even gone outside if that were the case.

We may have invented it, but it got a little cold here this winter and we got a little snow and ice and the country started freaking out. Canada was colder than Mars at one point this year and they went about their days like it was normal. They’re mighty strong in the cold, icy weather. 

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Oh, okay. Yeah, that would be nicer. They are winter, after all. Funny how we invented the sport, but they dominate in it.

I didn’t say we had a chance at it. I said it’d be better if we could get silver. No way would we ever have gotten gold with country’s that thrive in ice to compete against. 

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That's my theory, at least but considering we're the countries with professional hockey players...yeah. But we can't get silver, it'd be Sweden since they're in the finals and if they lose against Canada, they get the silver. Finland vs. USA will be for the bronze.

You think? I hope so, we should get some kind of medal after our defeats by Canada. It’d suck if we didn’t even place, although silver would be better than a bronze.

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They have the NHL players and if they beat us, then they're guaranteed to win gold. USA is definitely going to win bronze.

Well can you blame them? They kind of send all their hockey players down to us since there’s more teams here than up there. Even some of the people on our team play for Canada. 

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I know, but I wasn't going to say it. Really? How cheesy. Aren't they? Can't believe they kicked our asses in women's and men's.

I believe there’s a hashtag before that. I think at one point their slogan was we are CANada not CAN’Tada. They’re weird people those guys above us. 

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Isn't their slogan something like...we are winter?

No, it doesn’t. I mean, it’s Canada.