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Little attack for @redditchwitch that I'm really proud of that I just wanted to post on its own <33333

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iwatex oc??? wwhhhaaat??? I made one all thanks to @redditchwitch for giving me the idea :3

Tim's an explorer who's a little too energetic for people's liking, but he's always eager to help even if it means putting himself last.

His favourite gifts are yellow flowers, his augment is Insectoid Limbs and he wants to be a helping hand

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Oh to escape into an alien landscape where every step is an adventure of new flora and fauna. To sit on a cliff that overlooks your colony with your best friend, a moment that's just for you. All the while, your parents are working so hard that they don't even notice that you spend days and nights in the wilds and are hardly ever home. I just love this game.

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Neurodivergent assassin who very casually uses their weapons as stim.

Turning on and off the safety of their gun. Tapping and spinning their dagger. Watching the poison in the vial move as they flip in and then back.

Nobody says anything because...well they're an assassin.

Turns on safety, presses trigger, turns off safety repeat.

People around them are in constant fear.

Chewing the end of their poison tipped dagger when they try to figure out a plan.

Wash their hands too much cause they don't like how sticky blood is.

However overtime it becomes a weird single to others.

Everyone is anxious trying to figure something out and they hear a little "click click" and it's just slightly calming to know that they have this person there and they are thinking of a plan.

Someone hands them a drink but it flows just a little too weird and they are like, "hmm that's poison" then chuck it because they have built up immunity.

No table that doesn't have something carved into it.

Never a situation where they don't have enough bullets because this person takes out the cartridge and puts it back as stim.

They take apart their guns and put them back over time being crazy fast and efficient with it.

Just give me a neurodivergent assassin/spy.

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when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god

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i love when i share what seems to me like basic entry-level critical self-awareness advice with other people and they react like i'm a terrifyingly transgressive but tempting corrupting influence. i really missed my calling as one of those villains who are unimpeachably ideologically correct but undermined by a personal deficiency of character that makes them hideously unattractive to anyone more socially adept.

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A large apology to those who only follow me for exocolonist tarot. I have been tired

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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

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the reason i started drawing

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when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

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Reaching, tiptoe, lifting the bow down off its peg, still secure in the burnished case that held it, down she sank, laying the case across her knees, and dissolved in tears with a high thin wail as she drew her husband's weapon from its sheath.

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if I had a nickel for every time I had a blorbo whose eyes glowed red at least once, i— *gets aggressively pelted with nickles*

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blood is so beautiful. I forget bleeding is bad sometimes

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