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The wolf-man would briefly see a petite woman with an angelic aura about her walking by, spinning a shirt around her hand and sipping on coffee before disappearing. It didn't seem Colette noticed.
"North Carolina, come on and raise up, take your shirt off, twist it around your hand, spin it like a helicopter!" Colette burst in, spinning her cardigan around her hand as the music inexplicably blasted throughout the house.
Cayne would be shocked by the sudden burst in, and the wolf would have to cover their sensitive ears for a few moments.
"Where is this music coming from? And can we turn it down?" Cayne yelled.
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redemptioninchaos · 2 hours
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"Come on, Lupy! I know you've got a shirt somewhere! Spin it around! Maybe you'll start to fly, show us what 'First to Flight' really means!"
There was no stereo, and her car was off. It seemed Colette just willed music to play now...
"North Carolina, come on and raise up, take your shirt off, twist it around your hand, spin it like a helicopter!" Colette burst in, spinning her cardigan around her hand as the music inexplicably blasted throughout the house.
Cayne would be shocked by the sudden burst in, and the wolf would have to cover their sensitive ears for a few moments.
"Where is this music coming from? And can we turn it down?" Cayne yelled.
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redemptioninchaos · 2 hours
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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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redemptioninchaos · 2 hours
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“Examine!” Tess' gun
A .44 Magnum revolver with a sleek shiny barrel and a mahogany handle adorned with diamond-colored pinstriped etchings all over the weapon. It's fine in your own hands, but it'd feel too painful, too heavy to wield if you were anyone else. The burning would have been worse if Asher or Desire touched it.
By focusing your aether, you can make every shot a bit more silent to avoid detection. When you first acquired the revolver, you could only fire three shots before waiting for the bullets to recharge. Sebasthiel had told you many times that seven was a number of completeness, so it made sense that you eventually became able to shoot seven times. Since it's soul-bound, just like your knife, you will never be disarmed. Though it's a revolver, treating it like the handgun you used in mortality has served you well before, and it will continue to do so.
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gun to your head. what soda should be erased from this world
Dr. Pepper easy. It offers no value and it’s not even a doctor
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redemptioninchaos · 3 hours
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does anyone remember someone telling you the cheerios joke as a kid. the one about cheerios that live in a cheerio caste system
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redemptioninchaos · 4 hours
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gun to your head. what soda should be erased from this world
Dr. Pepper easy. It offers no value and it’s not even a doctor
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Customer: LIKES CORNERS DMV: apex predator Verdict: DENIED
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Reporter accidentally makes half court shot
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fog of war in the grocery store
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Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.
That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.
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