indeed search for "jobs that don't make you feel like you are being chased by tigers." zero results.
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You know your diss good if it's trending on flipping TUMBLR
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this is hilarious x
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the way i laughed
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oh chase i got a job for you
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excellent pic choice
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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And it gets gayer with every rewatch!
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol
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