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i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS

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"i will assign you to a partner for this project"

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"We live in fear, fear of what shall come next to us, what…horrible things, they’ll decide to do to us…we’re already freaks, what more do you want from us!?"

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a piece of cake.

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a piece of cake.

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Happy Birthday to the brightest witch of her age. 

Artwork by =MeganLara

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If only I had something already in my hand that could open this ridiculously large lock…

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omg ive been blogging on my old accout for like an  hour... if you wanna follow me for real follow azureport.tumblr.com

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"Croc Dots" no friend you’ve been marked for death

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i think i may have gone too far this time…

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1. The role and functions of a pawn.

2. The weakest pieces on the board; numerous; interchangeable; existing to be sacrificed for the benefit of the real players.

3. Unlike other pieces, a pawn may not retreat. It can only go forward, one step at a time.

4. A pawn cannot capture a piece that blocks its path. It may only proceed if the opposing piece concedes ground, or if a different route is offered.

5. The en passant capture is a special move that permits one pawn to successfully attack another without directly engaging it.

6. Otherwise, the only way a pawn can capture is by going one step forward and to the left or right, in a single diagonal move.

7. In very rare occasions, if a pawn is allowed to cross the entire board, unscathed…

8. …it may be promoted to a queen, and, perhaps, turn the tide of the war.

(source)

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Like, THE best dream town I’ve been to so far. Everything was amazing.

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The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man

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my parents wont make up their mind on what we're doing for today

so im sitting in my room thinking about how eren and resetti have the same faces

bye

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If you’re ever sad or in need of a distraction, please watch this video of a man making bread.

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whenever I see Brewster 

all I can think of is the food critic from spongebob