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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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The experience of being a fanfic writer for SVSSS.

(Someone's probably already done this, but I'm doing it anyway)

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got a fun bot comment on a svsss podfic and it made me laugh so hard that I had to make it into a meme

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i dont think SecUnit writes fic. i think it posts incredibly detailed analysis on the characters, plot, ect (it posts the data it compiled linking hatch shapes to danger, for example). it makes video compilations and the occasional AMV. it comments tiny nitpick corrections on other peoples' forum arguments and sometimes fics. it occasionally leaves long insightful comments on fic. it betas a little. mostly theres a thread on the Sanctuary Moon forum where people can get their fics and meta posts fact checked. its username is something like username1823691 and it uses the same one on every site

ART writes 100k+ word fanfics (SecUnit betas). it gets into arguments on the forums a lot and baits ppl into getting themselves banned. it writes a lot of long posts about the portrayl of bots and constructs in media. its posts on SecUnits r very impassioned and imply it knows more than one personally or. well one day it gets out the Preservation SecUnit from the news a few years ago loves Sanctuary Moon. so a lot of people obviously assumes thats who ART is. it uses a different username on every site where the first letters of the words spell ART (ie: ArtificialRefractorTorid, AliasRedTank)

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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

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You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

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happy pride to olethra macleod we need more tgirls in steampunk

🌧️ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🌧️

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I think most people understand that qijiu is supposed to be a parallel to bingqiu, but not everyone gets that Yue Qingyuan is the one who parallels Shen Yuan

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I can’t believe I have never thought about how Quan Yizhen was so unhinged by constantly sneaking gold into XL’s donation box because he was nice to him and Yin Yu and him using that unhinged behaviour when he learns about how much Hua Cheng has done for Yin Yu.

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sophie’s "neurolinguistic programming" thing is funny because she basically has the superpower of mind control and she uses it not for heroism and not for evil but for a secret third thing (pissing off eliot by brainwashing him into making her tea)

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Soooo nobody is going to ask him about the BLOOD POOL?

Why? How? When? What?

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He is so protective, Binghe is so lucky to have him.

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“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.

Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.

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a lil something sweet for the bingqiu/binggeyuan zine 🔥🥒

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i think it's so funny that sqq is so soothed by binghe's supposed obedience because binghe literally does whatever the hell he wants for 100% of the novel. if shizun tells him to do something else he says okay shizun ^___^ and then continues to do whatever he was going to do regardless. it just happens that their intentions line up most of the time. binghe is not going to stop doing this because he knows full well if he sits pretty and agrees he will still get scratched under the chin and told how good he is even if he then goes and blatantly does the opposite of whatever sqq wanted

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) — dir. Joe Johnston.