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PENTIMENT (2022) — developed by obsidian entertainment
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Sticker for everyone who did their civic duty
#lmao I can't believe this spiraled out into a thing#anyway that's my wife's bestie and he's a good boy
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
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Submitted by marvelous-goose
#love how all the notes are ''free my man he did it but I don't care''#like we collectively decided fuck them kids
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I'm glad werewolves are finally getting their due but I also need it to be known I have ALWAYS been team werewolf. I don't even really understand the appeal of vampires. like ooh they're some pale skinny twink who wants to suck on your neck. this ain't Victorian England. I can go down to the bar and pick one of those up in like half an hour tops. meanwhile, do you know how hard it is for me to find a big hairy man — let alone woman —who can carry me off and toss me around like a chewtoy? I'm 5'10, bitch. let me have this fantasy.
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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh
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Sometimes someone will talk about an acquaintance who is an "undiagnosed narcissist with obvious borderline personality disorder traits" and I'm like... We used to just say "a bitch", and I know all the reasons why that was bad, but I'm not sure this is better.
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when the mutuals are infodumping about an interest i know nothing about

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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
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