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it's actually buckfuckingwild how the MBTI acknowledges upfront that it can't produce consistent results by "warning" that people who take it more than once are likely to receive different types and that is. somehow not sufficient to completely discredit it as a useful measure of anything.

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“DON’T write this character like-“

“Stop drawing them with-!”

“I’m so sick of fandom sleeping on-“

My friend, do it yourself then.

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it's time for powerpoint night with core four!

tim's going first:

cassie raises her hand. "i have a question," she says.

"go ahead," tim says, foolishly assuming it'll actually be about cars.

cassie snickers. "so do those pictures, like... do it for you, or...?"

tim does not deign to dignify that with a response, but his face truly says it all.

cassie goes next:

"cassie," kon says, squinting. "that's so hard to read. and i have super eyeballs."

"well, at least i didn't do times new roman on grey!" cassie retorts. "just for that, maybe i won't tell you about my worldbuilding concept of integrating the kryptonian pantheon into the percy jackson-verse so you could be a child of rao."

"wait wait no i'll shut up i'll shut up!!!" kon exclaims.

"i won't," bart says. "why the--and for that matter, how the sprock did you make the text that shiny?!"

kon's up next:

"what. what is this, some kind of media studies masters thesis?" tim asks incredulously. "don't tell me you have citations at the end."

"of course i have citations at the end!" kon puffs up his chest. "and i also included video clips because the delivery of some of the lines can't really be portrayed over text, and..."

"i have a confession," cassie says. "i... have never seen this episode."

kon pauses. then goes on a face journey. "okay," he says. "i'm gonna need to add approximately fifty minutes to my presentation timer."

and finally, finally, they make it to bart:

"NO," tim declares incredulously, as soon as the slide goes up. "absolutely not! no!'"

"ha!" bart points triumphantly. "someone didn't read the fine print!"

tim squints at the screen like a confused fifty-year-old dad who's lost his glasses for the fifth time this week. then he sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose, and folds his arms over his chest. "are you ever going to do a powerpoint where you don't have to bully me first?"

"and they say there's no stupid questions," kon mutters. cassie nods in fervent agreement.

"obviously not," bart says, and clicks to the next slide. "so the first reason tim should let me drive his car again is..."

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you know what this means chat

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Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

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if pointing out that the age of getting a phone decreasing along with the prevalence of short form video as the dominant form of social media content during the most significant collective educational gap in recent history all of which happened during one of the most significant windows of psychological development in a human lifetime has had a deleterious effect on the attention spans, self-regulation, impulse control, social skills, tech literacy, and actual literacy of zoomers and gen alpha. if pointing out that that is a real and serious problem makes me a boomer and an old crank who has fallen for “kids these days” propaganda someone find me a porch and a rocking chair so i can yell at you to get off my lawn

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8M

Día de la mujer.

Para darle un poco de reconocimiento a algunas de mis heroínas favoritas en la industria del cómic.

Pero también por las mujeres que ya no están.

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I read that post about Hal stalking Dick to figure out why the hell the ring chose him...

And I can't help visualising Hal, in a bit of desperation, deciding he'd check out the kid's apartment... and getting stuck in the (canonical) glue trap Dick has under the window

Hal, superglued to the windowsill:

The ring:

Hal:

The ring:

Hal: fair enough

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its been a while

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And I loved and I loved and I lost you

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those food cat memes always make me think of a kitten wearing a costume that his mommy made him

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day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

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not a snoopy post (i'll post the snoopy of the day soon) but i thought this comic was more fitting for international women's day. a reminder. happy international women's day!

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The Somewhat Shorter Than Average Merman

Feeding your monster boyfriend is OUT, feeding his horrible horse is IN

(See also: the somewhat shorter than average Prince)

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Art by • Frank Frazetta