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THESE ARE NOT MY TENNESSEE VALUES!!!

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I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

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remember that feeling the first time you saw taylor mountain

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Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

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we’re 6 months into 2018 and it’s still january

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age of consent laws are quite literally the result of pedophiles getting into positions of power and creating laws to protect themselves. something being legal doesn’t mean it’s moral lmao y’all need to be put down.

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say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

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ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

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in retrospect can’t believe the line tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i’m not fucking scared of him wasn’t written by a lesbian

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journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

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oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

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sexting is out, texting back and forth about your feelings about each other is in

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lil survey: reblog if you are gay + love pasta 

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i believe it is attempting to establish contact 

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everything is the same except jason is the worst praetor ever and tries to build an ice rink in new rome that sends the whole city into bankruptcy

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My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..

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my brain after i 100% locked the door: