Elizabeth - 33 - Wisco See also: Liz Plays Dragon Age lizplaysdragonage-blog.tumblr.com
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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding
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Wood planing competition for thinnest plane of wood
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Paul César Helleu (1859-1927, French) ~ Lilas sur un plateau, n/d
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Very Real Mushroom Anime (1997)
Wanted to try making a fake screenshot with my mushrooms in a retro anime style!
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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately
*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it
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Writing unhinged customer feedback emails after our connecting flight was cancelled. 😮💨
#funny#the pickle people#🥒#oh snap#pickles#help me#our plane was supposed to leave hours ago#lol#ahhhhhh#help#wisconsin#our finest exports#tiny hands#no wait tiny bags#stay crunchy
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Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?
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without a doubt this is the strongest indicator that we are swiftly heading to a recession
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some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."
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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point
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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
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They say the mustang is the spirit of the West. Whether that west was won or lost in the end, you'll have to decide for yourself, but the story I want to tell you is true. I was there and I remember. I remember the sun, the sky, and the wind calling my name in a time when wild horses ran free.
SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON 2002, dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook
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