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IG || Kofi

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

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Mediterranean apathy metaphors

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Ultra-processed food as a percentage of household purchases

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Ireland really said

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it's the last day you can rb this

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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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you're not just misinterpreting the characters, you're misinterpreting the entire story because you're thick in the head. once again i have to bear the burden of having every correct opinion in the world.

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once had a conversation with a greek where he got mad about someone calling it "turkish coffee" cause it was really greek coffee and since then I've had on backburner the idea that if I ever end up in a conversation with a greek where alexander the great comes up I'm gonna go "oh I heard somewhere he was actually a turk" and see where that takes us

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thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'

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Hey, it's been awhile, and since I don't see you as much anymore, how are you?

Hey! I haven't been on Tumblr much lately. Apart from a bout of the flu I'm fine! How about you?

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I know I make fun of Pliny the Elder a lot, but I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this approach to taxonomy:

[There is a fish called the tursio, which bears a strong resemblance to the dolphin; it differs from it, however, in a certain air of sadness, and is wanting in its peculiar vivacity.]

Like, imagine someone describing an animal to you, but the only information they’ll provide is that it’s sort of like another animal, but much much sadder.

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‘stories can resonate with you even when the characters are nothing like you’ is something a 6 year old would understand but it needs to be explained to fandom adults on tumblr

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I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

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Bro really put the eraser in his mouth 💀💀

We love con ❤️

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It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.