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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
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AHHHH IM DYING WHY ARE YOU TWISTING THE KNIFE ???? I CANT AHHHHH
IM NOT OK PLEASE AHHHHHHH THE FACT SHE SAY MY MOTHER INSTEAD OF MOTHER IS KILLING ME PLEASE I CANT
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i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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Happy 1st June! I am again putting most of the animations from the music video I did separately as gifs! (aka my favourite parts but some of them are edited to work better as gifs) I guess for many people it's the only way to see them :) I am sorry for the big files but I tried to optimize it as much as I could whilst not losing the quality (full size after clicking on them).
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#ungh#my boys in the year of our lord 2025#this show is one that#whenever it gets brought up#I have to rant for a solid five minutes about how they butchered my boys
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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg
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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
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