11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta
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“Your face makes my cervix gritty.”
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the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
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ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside
yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right
you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right
YALL
YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM
RIGHT?
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DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.
Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….
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A summary of all three Thor movies
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When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone
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