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Woah mama I'm a shrimp
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A little something to take the edge off. *Just fucking attacks you
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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI
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so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat
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being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid
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joining the war on porn on the side of porn
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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
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first art attack this year against user tokkuo
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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If your a pikmin just be careful ok
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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason
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can i get a large small
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