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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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Reblog to wrap the person you reblogged it from in a soft blanket like a burrito and give them a brownie
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I mean we all tried this right?! 😂
“It’s tree-son, then.”
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#me my entire life 😂#thank you to the people that enjoy my enthusiasm even if the actual content is blurgh for you ❤️
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In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful
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everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone
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reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely af.
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Just surviving takes up so much of your life..
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