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Do dark, disturbing themes and graphic descriptions of toxic relationship dynamics offend your purity culture-addled sensibilities? If so, I STRONGLY suggest you steer clear of my Curious George fanworks.

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oh hey moicy community i drew something

It looked better in my head...

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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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op wheres the horse

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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i trust one food blogger and it's claire lower (the woman at lifehacker who waffles everything)

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Sometimes a family is you, your ex girlfriend's cat who now has the intelligence of a person, and the shapeshifting indentured servant you tricked into being your manager.

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breakfast

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That's her loser. 🥲

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I'm surprised Hacks is getting a Season 5. I love it, don't get me wrong, but I'm . . . cautiously pleased? I just feel like I hav eno idea where they can go from here without it getting stale. But I'm here for it, because if any show can exceed my wildest expectations, it's Hacks!

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lets overthrow mama

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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Let's transport passengers with mama

official mama post

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christian grey if he slayed or something idk

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because sharks are smooth their skin reduces drag