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You wanna talk about stress? You wanna talk about stress?! OK! I've stumbled onto a major project conspiracy, Wash--how 'bout that for stress? This project is being bled like a stuck pig, Wash, and I've got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out. Take a look at this.

That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Wash? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Florida," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Florida's mail is getting sent back to me. Florida! Florida! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Florida! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Florida's office and what do I find out, Wash? What do I find out?! There is no Florida. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Florida? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Florida! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Vick in command and I knock on his door and I say, "Vick! Vick! I gotta talk to you about Florida." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no... Vick in command. Wash, half the soldiers in this building have been made up. This project is a goddamn ghost town.

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“He’s hard to know”

HOW?????

HE TRAUMA DUMPS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS EVERY DAY

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girl hell 1999

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Who would be the John Red vs. Blue?

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My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

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Sometimes

Do people still make rvb posts

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I only remembered this post when someone liked it so I also have no idea what I was on about but you are very right with it being very rvb

Red vs Blue au where Tucker has memories of all the Epsilon simulations, including seasons 15-18 and restoration. And he just ends up having to deal with the knowledge that those simulations brought. He knows that there was a chance he could have become the Meta, and he knows that there is a high liklihood that Grif and Simmons would fuck in a closet.

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This is a lot more Intresting now that I know more about homestuck

Red vs Blue au where Tucker has memories of all the Epsilon simulations, including seasons 15-18 and restoration. And he just ends up having to deal with the knowledge that those simulations brought. He knows that there was a chance he could have become the Meta, and he knows that there is a high liklihood that Grif and Simmons would fuck in a closet.

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Felt a bit nostalgic 😭 you probably shouldn’t get into RvB in the year 2025 but these guys are in it so actually maybe you should

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of course the Leonard Church website came back from the dead

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I had a dream where RvB got revived but Grif and Simmons were a pop duo for some reason.

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Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

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If you're an active blog that posts about RvB interact with this I wanna see how many of us there are.

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Grimmons be upon ye!

@divinesknowdev horsing around

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Love may have lost in Restoration, but it wins with my banger RvB pride flags

Diversity win! Red vs Blue has allowed local queer person to reach new heights of hyperfixation for eight years and counting.

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One thing I really like about Duke is that at his core, he’s kind.

Yeah, he’s an alcoholic who relies on booze to keep the worst of his traumas and issues forgotten at the back of his mind, but he’s also a goofball with a love for explosives.

He’s silly and talkative. He loves stories and being around people. He likes games and fireworks. He gives his friends nicknames at any given opportunity. He’s besties with Peanut and will spend hours making up and playing games with him. He has this love for life that he can’t quite hide and that can’t be extinguished, not fully.

And you can really see it when he’s bored or has nothing worth while to do because he’ll fix up (ha, because they’re fixer team? Get it? I’ll leave) something to do that brings him joy or excitement or is just fun to do.

He’s got his bad days, but they humanize him. He’s complex and messy but at the end of the day, he’s still kind. He knows he’s got flaws that drag him down and he’s trying to be better.

I don’t have the words to explain exactly how I feel about him since the show is still ongoing and there’s so much we don’t know about him and Team Fixer but I adore how he’s written and acted and god this show is so good.

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Guys. Not only did Church constantly come back to life, but he also haunted the narrative.