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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability
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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha
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βis this character good or badβ βis this ship unproblematic or notβ βis this arc deserving of redemption or notβ girlβ¦

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β unknown (via letsbelonelytogetherr)
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Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously
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sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous
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attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear βattaboyβ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair
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the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didnβt know they were saying
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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck


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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
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