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what you say: cats are assholes
what i heard: i dont know cats’ body language because ive ever only had dogs so i dont know that a wagging tail means a cat is angry & that cats dont like having their stomach touched & because of this i always get scratched & blame the cat for my failure to try to understand how to interact with a cat
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*takes a deep breath*
*shouts to the sky*
I AM VERY TINY AND NEED ATTENTION !!
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me: *is left alone for 0.10 seconds*
me: i am… unlovable
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@sixpenceee , I recently fell in love o-o
Portuguese man-of-war :
A floating colonial coelenterate with a number of polyps and a conspicuous float. It bears long tentacles which are able to inflict painful stings and occurs chiefly in warm seas.
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