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Misty: All right, I guess you’ll just have to distract Brock when we get to the store.
Ash: On it. I’ll take him to housewares and I’ll ask him the difference between a skillet and a frying pan. That’ll buy you six hours.
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Gladion: [is choking]
Moon: Help, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Hau: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!
Moon: Genius!
Gladion: [stops choking momentarily] What the fuck?
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Professor Oak: [on the phone] Ash, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.
Ash: Got it. [hangs up]
Ash: We're gonna have to take matters into our own hands.
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Naruto: Everybody says you look like me.
12-year-old Boruto: No. I look good.
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Kirito: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Klein: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours
Lisbeth: I got distracted about halfway through
Sinon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Asuna, reading a fortune cookie: "If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same."
Sinon, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.
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Kirito: Here’s the plan. We enter on the count of one. Eugeo: That’s not a good plan. Kirito: ONE!
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Shigure: All in all, an 100% successful trip!
Tohru: Guys, we lost Yuki
Kyo: All in all, an 100% successful trip
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Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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Michael: Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down.
Lindsay: It’s only been three hours. How much damage could he really do?
Narrator: In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage.
Source: Arrested Development
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