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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

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Fox Meets Bunny

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

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Smoke like a fungus gnat

Drink like a fungus gnat

Party like a fungus gnat

Fuck like a fungus gnat

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Men's health ads: DID YOU FAIL TO GET SHREDDED BY 30 YOU BETA DEGENERATE?? THE CUCKOMETER IN THE FEMALE BRAIN (photo of a jellyfish) CAN SMELL THE INFERIOR ENERGY AURA OF 🫵 YOUR 🫵SPERM PODS (photo of sea cucumber) FROM A DISTANCE OF 900 FUCKMILES AND WOULD SOONER EAT LITERAL DOG SHIT THAN GAZE UPON 🫵 YOUR 🫵 VIRGINOID PHYSIOGNOMY UNLESS YOU UNLOCK THE RAW 💪 ALPHA 🪿 POWER🖕🖕🖕 OF ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE KILLING YOURSELF

Multiple women who like men wherever I go: "hhhhhggrrrrggggg just thinking about a bald hairy old man with a beer gut is making me so ragingly horny I can't think straight"

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«☼»Closer Nine Inch Nails Stimboard!

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☼ requested by anon

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male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

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My followers know I hate talking about politics and current events, and generally refuse to do so, but this is important.

A bill has been introduced in the US that would make all pornography a federal crime. Owning it. Creating it. Distributing it.

Under this law, fanart of nude characters would be a federal crime.

Under this law, depictions of homosexuality or simply being transgender, would be considered pornography and a federal crime.

This bill is not going to pass.

However, the reason for this bill is to continue to push the "overton window". The reason for this bill is to make banning pornography seem more and more normal to everyone until they can actually do that.

And remember, they consider depictions of gay characters and transgenders characters "pornography" in any context, including platonic.

They have been working on this for a decade now and it has been working.

If you are one of the people in fandom who thinks that "nasty" porn on AO3 should be banned because it's "icky" or "immoral", then this mental scam is working on you.

Censorship is never about protecting people.

Censorship is always about control.

Do not let the rising moral panic affect your mind and make you weak to propaganda that lets others control you and control what you watch and read.

Do not fall for the scam.

When they say they are going to ban "pornography" it means they're going to ban anything they don't like by calling it "pornography" and they don't like you!!

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.