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[reesemon]

my stupid ahh decided to get tendonitis in my right foot so now i can’t run 🙄🙄🙄 boring ass summer

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Where are all the aroacespec kanej truthers

Where are all the queerplatonic kanej truthers

Where are all the healed but still don't want a physical relationship Kanej truthers

Where are you and can we be moots I just be screaming into the void or attracting the aphobic closed minded haters

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shitposting because i finished my yearly soc reread WHAAAA

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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me when I see my moots talk shit about tsats

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he's fed up with those two [redacted]

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made fun of her for saying yalk

good ole pal buddy of mine did tcotd predictons, so heres mine. some of these are serious, some arent

percy shows up (plot)

unnecessary fortnite jokes

will and nico break up (plot)

someone says some dumb shit like "going alpha"

inaccuracies (duh)

apollo is there for whatever reason and he behaves like a 2016 fandom tumblr user

hazel is cringe 2018 mha shipper when it comes to will and nico

the most god awful petnames one will hear, like 'nightlight' and 'ball of darkness'

someone dies because the plot said so

they actually yalk about wills trauma, but only so others can make jokes out of it

nicos all dark and edgy and hates his life

will gets even more stupid and fucking dies

have fun guessing!

[reesemon]

good ole pal buddy of mine did tcotd predictons, so heres mine. some of these are serious, some arent

percy shows up (plot)

unnecessary fortnite jokes

will and nico break up (plot)

someone says some dumb shit like "going alpha"

inaccuracies (duh)

apollo is there for whatever reason and he behaves like a 2016 fandom tumblr user

hazel is cringe 2018 mha shipper when it comes to will and nico

the most god awful petnames one will hear, like 'nightlight' and 'ball of darkness'

someone dies because the plot said so

they actually yalk about wills trauma, but only so others can make jokes out of it

nicos all dark and edgy and hates his life

will gets even more stupid and fucking dies

have fun guessing!

[reesemon]

predictions for tcotd (some of these are jokes some aren’t ill let u figure that out)

frank dies (i’ll kms)

percy shows up for kind of no reason

hazel says “get a room!” to will and nico at least once

hazel is homophobic at the beginning but comes around

will and nico break up at the end of the book (plot) but in the next one they’ll get back together

if they DONT break up they almost will

in the big breakup/almost break up nico mentions the time will left him under a boat in tartarus (valid crashout)

someone says rizz

apollo shows up and is a 2014 tumblr user

kayla and austin appear but lowkey do nothing

weird pop culture references that don’t make sense considering they don’t have access to the internet (how the shit does nico know about lil nas x)

i take 3 xanax

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things I have that make me a normal human being

hair to protect my vulnerable areas

stretch marks to show how fast I grew

hip dips to show off my strong bones

rolls where I keep my “just in case” weight

a visible stomach to protect my organs

round cheeks to make my face mine

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JORGE RIVERA HERRANS ILLIAD MUSICAL IS HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

[reesemon]

i forget how much jesper was going THROUGH it in crooked kingdom. he punches kaz, gets into a big fight with his dad, and kisses kuwei - all in TEN PAGES

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being a morning person as a teenager is kinda funny cause i text a friend at 6am and im like bruh why won’t they reply. breaking news: it’s because it’s 6am

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the only things I condone deadnaming are twitter and the Gulf of Mexico

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can we give characters lame scars. boring scars. sometimes you dont need to have a big mystery for it. i have a scar on my hand from scratching it on a plastic donut container. lifes full of surprises like that.