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So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

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Me (an agnostic), being dragged along to church: Dear God, please just give Emma and Regina the ending they deserve. All I need is one season… okay, one half-season? Fuck, even a Swan Queen movie? Hello? Take 10 years off my life, I don’t even care.

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Me (an agnostic), being dragged along to church: Dear God, please just give Emma and Regina the ending they deserve. All I need is one season… okay, one half-season? Fuck, even a Swan Queen movie? Hello? Take 10 years off my life, I don’t even care.

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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“Regina and Emma took Henry on a graduation trip …”

GAY.

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guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

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“Emma and Regina make a pretty hot couple. I was all for it.”

Lana Parrilla—OUAT New Jersey, Oct. 2017

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Snow: Why are people so obessesed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Regina: …

Emma: …

Regina: I’m gonna tell her.

Emma: Don’t you dare.

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Shipping a gay couple on TV is like:

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Emma Swan: You know that I’m not a jealous person… Also Emma Swan:

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*Mal & Evie singing space between*

Evie: You can find me in the space between your legs

Mal: What?

Evie: What?

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It’s. Freaking. 2017. I don’t know why Disney is still so afraid to bring LGBT content to their channel. You can’t deny the way Mal and Evie looks at each other is so pure and beautiful. They are so in love. And so they deserve to be canon. So if there’s a Descendants 3, Kenny Ortega better let them be endgame or i’ll fight. Also, Carlos is gay.