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hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

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James: Would you rather kiss filch or compliment snape? Sirius: Honestly…I’d rather kiss moony Remus: *blushes* James: Pads that wasnt even the- Sirius: YOU DOUBLE DOG DARE ME TO? James: NO- I JUST SAID- Sirius: OML JAMESSS James: I- Sirius: *starts making our with remus* James flipping over the monopoly set: FUCK GAME NIGHT

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James: Hey im ready! You wanna get lunch? Regulus: Oh…sorry I already ate lunch with Pandora, what do you want? James:

James: Loyalty

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Drunk James: OMG YOU ARE SOOOO HOT

Regulus:

Drunk James: I THINK I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

Regulus:

Drunk James: HOW WOULD YOU BE SO COOL? SHARE YOUR SECRET WITH ME!

Regulus:

Drunk James: WAIT WHAT? ARE YOU MARRIED?

Regulus:

Drunk James: HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?! YOU JERK!

Regulus:

Drunk James: *crying*

Sirius: Are you gonna tell him that you two are married for a year?

Regulus: *smirking* No, I won't.

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Remus: why meet new people when I can read?

Regulus: precisely, I don't need socialising when I have fictional chatacters

Remus and Regulus highfive then turn back to their books

Their extroverted boyfriends: nO-

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Regulus and Remus arguing about a book whilst James and Sirius watch:

Regulus: 'go to hell' is so boring. I hope your socks get wet and your jumpers all fray.

Remus: how dare you.

Sirius, gasps: he didn't.

James, proud: thats my boyfriend.

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Regulus, painting his nails black whilst James watches:

James: why do you always paint them black?

Regulus: like my soul

James, passes him a baby pink nail polish: this one better suits that description, sweetheart

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regulus ‘shut your mouth, potter’ black & james ‘make me’ potter

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Oliver, to Fred & George: We’re not mad; we’re just disappointed.

Percy: No, we’re mad.

Oliver, trying to be firmer: Yes, we’re mad. We’re livid…but we’re going to let this one slide.

Percy: No, we’re not.

Oliver: Okay, I’m not a mind reader, Percy. 

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Minerva McGonagall: [to Molly Weasley] Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of them.

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“Has anyone ever told you that you’re pretty? Because you are.” James tilted his head, smirking in Regulus’ direction.

Regulus playfully rolled his eyes. “Only every time you see me.” A sudden glint of mischief clouded Regulus’ features as he gently closed the book in his hands. “Has anyone ever told you that you’re pretty?”

“I- uh…” James stammered, already mourning the hours of sleep his future self will lose by replaying this exact moment over and over in his head. “No, I guess not. Handsome? Yes. But pretty? No. No, never.”

Regulus smiled gently, leaning forward until the two were mere inches apart. “I think you’re pretty, James.”

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the best decision that the marauders fandom collectively made was fancasting timothee chalamet as regulus black.

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Walburga: *sees something* Regulus get that hideous thing out of the living room, will you? Regulus: sirius mum wants you out of the house

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Sirius is a dog person and Regulus is a cat person

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no the reason sirius gets angry at james for being with regulus is because. sirius knows james is a kind person with strong morals. he also remembers regulus as a kid, sweet and kind, before he was forced to hide all that, change or be crushed under their parents expectations. but if james is with regulus, then something of that kid must still remain. if james is with regulus, that must mean that regulus was never completely a lost cause. if regulus opened up to james, that must mean that james did something right where sirius did it wrong. it hurts sirius, because he thought he was the person that knew regulus best and thought that he was the only one capable of saving regulus, so when he failed, well that meant regulus was too far buried already. but here’s proof that that wasn't true. so it must be that sirius just wasn’t good enough.

sirius gets mad at james because james was somehow better than him. sirius gets mad because regulus is the one choosing james over him. sirius gets mad because this is just one more example of how hes failed regulus over and over again.

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“I made of sarcasm and homosexuality”

- regulus black at some point

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regulus listening to clean by Taylor Swift be like:

Taylor: when I was drowning that’s when I could finally breath

Regulus: can’t relate