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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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i do think we're probably at a world historical low in taste in poetry

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

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IM CRYING WHY DID THE FLYERS POST THIS ON TIKTOK

via Philadelphia Flyers tiktok

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"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

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I can feel summer approaching. And it settles down onto the land and into my bones in strong heat and dazzling sunlight and brilliant green. I've always felt like I was made for the summer. To feel the sun's heat on my skin and know my place in the universe. To walk barefoot through the grass and the trees and on the sand and in the water. To eat fruit from the garden and feel the juice trickle down your skin. And the sun will set late in the evening, almost as if it knows that we need this extra time to bask in the earth's beauty. Dusk will settle in, only to be replaced by darkness and campfire smoke and a vast sky full of stars. And the crickets will chirp and fireflies flash and frogs croak in the creek, and the rain will pour down down down and leave the world clean. And we will stay up late, laughing and playing cards. To wake the next morning bathed in golden light and do it all again.

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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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let's awooo with mama

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let's tell mama about my first day at school

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me and my large mama...

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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let's dink oiter with mama 🥺