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Taylor Swift lyrics sentence starters
Fearless (Platinum) album edition
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Cruel Intentions Starters
“Everyone love me, and I intend to keep it that way.”
“Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and…what else do you do?”
“ I hate it when things don’t go my way.”
“ Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”
“ You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t?”
“People don’t change overnight, you and I are two of a kind.”
“I’m sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.”
“ We’ve done some pretty fucked up shit in our time.”
“ I mean, we’re destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?”
“ I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.”
“ The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.”
“ My whole life has been a joke.”
“ I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.”
“ Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.”
“ You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love.”
“ So I guess we’re just fucked.”
“ . But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.”
“ This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea.”
“ God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.”
“ Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?”
“ I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.”
“ About that little wager of yours, count me in.”
“ In English; I’ll fuck your brains out.”
“ You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.”
“ It’s okay, you can laugh, I promise I won’t tell anyone.”
“ My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.”
“ I can’t win with you.”
“ You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.”
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send one for my muse's reaction;
“What are you doing here?”
“Of course I moved on!”
“I can’t wait for you.”
“Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?”
“As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in.”
“It’s your time to shine.”
“And we’re sure that’s not illegal?”
“And if I say yes?”
“Dude, what the hell?”
“Wait, since when are you gay?”
“What the hell did I miss?”
“I was gone for for five minutes!”
“She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?”
“I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding.”
“If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork.”
“Is that really your version of an apology?”
“I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life.”
“Now that’s just stupid.”
“I’m prepared, I think.”
“We finally got it right.”
“I choose you. No one else. You.”
“I gave up a long time ago.”
“In what world was that okay?”
“This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.”
“Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza.”
“We could always just run away.”
“I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?”
“Please stop asking me out.”
“Love is a fairytale told to children.”
“That wasn’t me.”
“I didn’t do it!”
“That may have been my fault.”
“Is this your first date?”
“You’re the biggest wimp.”
“You’re pretty shy.”
“Are you trying to hold my hand?”
“Let me sleep.”
“There’s no way that I’ll say no.”
“I don’t want to get up.”
“Why don’t you love me?”
“I don’t want to live in a world without you.”
“There’s a fire inside of you.”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“Oh good. Just what I needed to hear.”
“Tonight as perfect.”
“It’s just for the night!”
“I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time.”
“It hurts.”
“We could go backpacking?”
“What do you mean you want to go home?”
“You don’t know me!”
“I skipped class today.”
“I bought you a ring even.”
“You bought me flowers?”
“What are you doing home so late?”
“Sorry I’m not what you expected.”
“I burned my tongue.”
“What a fake smile.”
“Did you just laugh at me?”
“I can do it!”
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STARTER SENTENCES from Taylor Swift’s ❝1989❞; #loveisdaway. [ Track 01 ━ Welcome To New York ] “Everybody here wanted something more.” “Everybody here was someone else before.” “You can want what you want, boys and boys and girls and girls.” “Like any great love it keeps guessing, like any real love it’s ever-changing, like any true love it drives you crazy.” “You know you wouldn’t change anything.” [ Track 02 ━ Blank Space ] “Nice to meet you. Where’ve you been?” “You look like my next mistake.” “I know you’ve heard about me.” “You can tell me when it’s over if the high was worth the pain.” “Got a long list of ex-lovers. They’ll tell you I’m insane.” “But the worst is yet to come.” “Who is she?” “I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” [ Track 03 ━ Style ] “It’s been a while since I have been heard from you.” “I should just tell you to leave ‘cause I know exactly where it leads.” “When we go crashing down, we come back in every time.” “We never go out of style.” “I heard that you been out and about with some other girl.” “I can’t stop thinking about you and I.” “Just take me home.” [ Track 04 ━ Out Of The Woods ] “It all seemed so simple.” “I remember.” “Are we out of the woods?” “We were built to fall apart.” “Like we stood a chance.” “Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?” “When the Sun came up you were looking at me.” [ Track 05 ━ All You Had To Do Was Stay ] “People like you always want back the love they gave away and people like wanna believe you when you say you’ve changed.” “The more I think about it now, the less I know.” “All I know is that you drove us off the road.” “All you had to do was stay.” “Why’d you have to go and lock me out while I let you in?” “Could’ve been easy.” “I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.” “People like me are gone forever when you say goodbye.” “Let me remind you this is what you wanted. You ended it. You were all I wanted.” “Now you say you want it back, now that it’s just too late.” [ Track 06 ━ Shake It Off ] “That’s what people say.” “I go on too many dates but I can’t make them stay. At least that’s what people say.” “It’s gonna be alright.” “Players are gonna play […], haters are gonna hate.” “I’m dancing on my own.” “My ex-man bought his new girlfriend.” “Won’t you come on over, baby?” “I shake it off.” [ Track 07 ━ I Wish You Would ] “You’re thinking that I hate you now.” “Guess you still don’t know what I never said.” “I wish you would come back, wish I never hung up the phone like I did.” “I’ll never forget you as long as I’m living.” “Wish you were right here, right now.” “I miss you too much to be mad anymore.” “You give me everything and nothing.” “This mad mad love makes you come running.” [ Track 08 ━ Bad Blood ] “Take a look to what you’ve done.” “Now we got problems and I don’t think we can solve them.” “You made a really deep cut.” “Did you have to do this?” “I was thinking that you could be trusted.” “What was shining now it’s all rusted.” “It’s so sad to think about the good times.” “Did you think we’d be fine?” “Still got scars on my back from your knife.” “Don’t think it’s in the past. These kind of wounds they last and they last.” “Time can heal but this won’t.” “If you come in my way, just don’t.” “You say sorry just to show you live like that, you live with ghosts.” [ Track 09 ━ Wildest Dreams ] “I thought heaven can’t help me now.” “Nothing lasts forever.” “He’s so tall and handsome as hell. He’s so bad but he does it so well.” “I can see the end as it begins.” “Say you’ll remember me.” “No one has to know what we do.” “Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams.” “Burn it down.” “I bet these memories hunt you around.” [ Track 10 ━ How You Get The Girl ] “And say, are you insane?” “That’s how it works. It’s how you get the girl.” “I want you for worse or for better.” “I would wait forever and ever.” “Broke your heart, I’ll put it back together.” “Remind her how it used to be.” “I don’t want you to go.” “Say you want me.” [ Track 11 ━ This Love ] “You were just gone.” “This love is good, this love is bad, this love is alive back from the death.” “You showed up just in time.” “I watched you leave.” “You come back to what you need.” [ Track 12 ━ I Know Places ] “I can hear them whisper as we pass by.” “It’s a bad sign.” “Love’s a fragile little flame, it could burn out.” “They got the cages, they got the boxes and guns. They are the hunters and we are the foxes. And we run.” “I know places we won’t be found.” “Let them say what they want, we won’t hear it.” “Not this time.” “You know for me it’s always you.” [ Track 13 ━ Clean ] “When the flowers that we’d grown together died of thirst.” “I think I am finally clean.” “There was nothing left to do.” “I screamed so loud but no one heard a thing.” “Ten months sober, I must admit. Just because you’re clean don’t mean you miss it.” “Now that I’m clean I’m never gonna risk it.” [ Track 14 ━ Wonderland ] “We took a wrong turn and we fell down the rabbit hole.” “Cause nothing’s as it seems.” “Didn’t they tell us don’t rush into things?” “Haven’t you heard what becomes of curious minds?” “I should’ve slept with one eye opened at night.” “We found Wonderland.” “We pretended it could last forever.” “Life was never worse but never better.” “All alone or so it seemed.” “There were strangers watching.” “Whispers turned to talking and talking turned to screaming.” “I reach for you but you were gone.” “You searched the world for something else to make you feel like what we had.” “In the end in Wonderland we both went mad.” [ Track 15 ━ You Are in Love ] “Time moved too fast.” “You saw enough.” “Coffee at midnight.” “You felt enough.” “You are in love, true love.” “For once you let go of your fears and your ghosts.” [ Track 16 ━ New Romantics ] “We’re oh so tired of everything.” “We show off our different scarlet letters. Trust me, mine is better.” “We know exactly what we’re doing.” “Life is just a classroom.” “Every day is like a battle but every night with us is like a dream.” “Come on along with me.” “The best people in life are free.” “It’s all in the timing.” “We need love but all we want is danger.” “The rumors are terrible and cruel but, honey, most of them are true.” “Please take my hand and please take me dancing.” “It’s so romantic.”
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SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING
“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
“I’m scared, hold me!”
“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
“Tickle war has been declared!”
“Bunny pyjamas, really?”
“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
“Come on, just one bite.”
“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
“You’re so huggable.”
“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
“Have you fallen asleep on me?”
“Am I dead?”
“Another one?”
“And what if I don’t?”
“Are you afraid of God?”
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you lost?”
“Are you really that shallow?”
“Are you sure it’s okay?”
“Are you sure there were no…
“How do you really feel about me?”
“Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
“Would you care if I was gone?”
“Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
“Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
“You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
“How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
“Just for today. Please.”
“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
“We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
“I… have loved you this whole time.”
“Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
“Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
“You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
“The past is in the past.”
“I’m where I’m meant to be.”
“I know you!”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
“For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
“Just look at the world around you!”
“Someday my prince will come.”
“If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
“If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
“But you’ll never know me.”
“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”
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{{ mixed sentence starters;; }}
“You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”
“Please say you’ll be mine — forever maybe?”
“If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”
“…— all my love is for you.”
“What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”
“Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”
“If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”
“That’s my girl/boy!”
“Am I really good enough for you?”
“Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”
“Drinks on me tonight.”
“We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”
“Please don’t leave me.”
“Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”
“I’ll eat you up.”
“I think I’m in love.”
“So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”
“Can’t get enough.”
“Sharing equals caring.”
“If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”
“I guess this is goodbye then…”
“You’re not even going to try and make this work?”
“Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”
“You’re blushing — how adorable.”
“You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”
“I have no intention of giving you to others.”
“Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”
“Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning — I’m not awake yet.”
“Promise me okay?”
“No — I’ve just got more things on my mind.”
“Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”
“No, it has nothing to do with you.”
“Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”
“Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”
“Do you really want to touch me?”
“You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”
“W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”
“My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”
“Are you lonely perhaps?”
“You want to sleep some more? Come here.”
“Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”
“My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”
“I wanna break your heart.”
“When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”
“If only someone loved you.”
“You’ll never be good enough.”
“Fuck you.”
“Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”
“On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”
“Where’s my goodnight kiss.”
“I love you.”
“You shouldn’t love me.”
“I’m worthless.”
“I’m not worth it.”
“I’ll rip your heart out — don’t even think about it.”
“Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”
“What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”
“What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”
“Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”
“Oh wow you really are a girl/boy — coulda fooled me.”
“Ew. Couples.”
“I’m gonna marry you one day.”
“Sing for me please?”
“You have such a pretty voice.”
“That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”
“Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”
“ — and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”
“If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”
“The correct term is fabulous.”
“I. Will. Break. You.”
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001. {ned & chuck}
When The Piemaker entered the funeral home that sunny Tuesday afternoon, he had no idea that it would change his life forever. Yes, he would be meeting his childhood sweetheart and best friend for the first time in nearly twenty years, and yes, he was guilty of thinking of her and where she was in this world ever so often, but today was supposed to be a day like any other. Wake the dead, solve the crime, go home to his dog. But the moment he laid eyes on his long-lost friend, he knew this time would be unlike any other.
Chuck, all grown up, was exactly the girl he remembered and somehow completely different all at once. He stood there for what may have been several seconds or several hours, just looking, thinking, wondering how his life had come to this. He couldn’t waste much time, however. Emerson was waiting outside the door, impatiently Ned was certain, and there was a time limit for these encounters. So, without another thought, he gently pressed a finger to her cheek, both dreading and sickly anticipating what was to come. 60 seconds, he reminded himself in vain as Charlotte Charles breathed her first breath since being suffocated by a plastic bag.
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“Great. Maybe I’ll finish get a minute’s worth of work done for the first time in a week. I would just hire Dorota as a full-time nanny, but lucky for us all, you already fit that job description alarmingly well. As long as you don’t take a detour to Humphrey Land where she becomes a pretentious recluse, we’ll be fine. And, I’m taking that a compliment. So, thank you.”


“You know what? I just might. It’ll probably do her some good to have some time away from the Blair Waldorf. Maybe this walk will help her come back down to Planet Earth from Waldorf World. Has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of like that one grandmother from the Princess Diaries?”
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TO: Alexa FROM: Rosie SUBJECT: Greetings from New York! DATE: August 4, 2015
I hope you’ve made some progress on the unpacking. You can’t live out of boxes forever. And I think you’ll feel more settled once you’ve made the place your own too. Eagerly (and somewhat impatiently) waiting for those photos to hold me over until I’m able to visit. It may not be for a while, though, so you’d better not forget my face.
Do get the kitten. You won’t regret it. You’ll have a little furry companion with you always. As for me, I’m not sure Mum and Dad would like a kitten in already cramped house. The search for a new flat is still not going well. Why must everything cost so much money? Anyhow, I’m making do. My sanity is still somehow intact.
I got your Playbill -- thank you. It’s hung up in my room now. This may sound quite odd, but the moment I opened the package, it smelled of you and it made me quite nostalgic. I miss you more than you can quite a lot.
I’ve met a few nice people over at the hotel, and I think I’ve made a couple good friends. Not as good as you, of course. But the void must be filled somehow. I wish I had more interesting things to tell you about, but unfortunately it’s just the same here as it always has been except for the gaping hole you’ve left.
Love,
Rosie
TO: Rosie FROM: Alexa SUBJECT: Greetings from New York! DATE: August 2, 2015
Dear Rosie,
I could send you pictures of my new place (which is still extremely disorganized) or I could wait for you to come visit me. There’s always that option, which I’m much more keen on. Although, I should really finish unpacking everything. Maybe, I’ll use the fact that I have to send you pictures of my new place as motivation for unpacking. Moving is such a hassle, Rosie. It sucks, like a ton. If packing was bad, unpacking is much worse. I wish someone was here to help me with all of this. I guess this is just what being an adult is like, huh.
I would hope that you’d still recognize me without my British accent, although I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t. Actually, I kind of would. You’d be a really shitty best friend if you couldn’t recognize me, solely because I lost my British accent.
I honestly think I might get a little kitten to keep me company in this big city. I’d name her Rosie, but I don’t know if I’ll get a female kitten, and also, there’s only room for one Rosie in my heart – and that’s you. I think I’ll probably end up getting a male kitten, just because they’re less work. I saw On The Town last night, and it was honestly the best night of my life! I ended up stagedooring, and I even got to meet Jay Armstrong Johnson, who plays Chip, and Megan Fairchild, who plays Miss Turnstiles! I met other members too, but these two really stood out in particular – don’t even get me started on Megan’s footwork! It’s absolutely stunning. I ended up getting an extra playbill signed for you, and I’ll send it over along with some other things soon!
Tell your parents I say hello back! The rats do not sound fun – maybe you should get a kitten too! Just to keep them all away! Good luck with your search!
Love, Lex
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TEXT ✉ MESSAGE | BLAIR ↮ NATE
Blair: That would be preferable, yes.
Nate: On my way.
Nate: Mom's insisting I bring over a slice of rhubarb pie the made this afternoon, too.
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“You wouldn’t dare. He’d likely watch me like a hawk and make sure I’m well fed at all times. In any case, I’m making up for the missed meal now, aren’t I? And between you and I, you’re a much better mealtime companion than he is. We’re here. After you.”


“I think this might be the third day in a row where that’s happened. You skipped dinner again? I’m going to have to have a talk with Cyrus about that. My teddy-bear of a stepfather will probably force you to eat dinner, and threaten to stop assigning cases to you, until you promise to never skip dinner again.“
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“We tend to lose track of time quite often, don’t we? Splendid. I was hoping you’d say that because I may or may not have skipped dinner, and I’m starving. Let’s go.”

“I didn’t realize it had gotten so late. You’re in luck. It just so happens that I am in the mood for some cherry pie. Lead the way?”
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“Well, why don’t you take Miss Sophie Anne Archibald out for an hour? Or a day. I certainly wouldn’t complain. And she should be so lucky to absorb any of the Blair Waldorf charm. Now, get lost, please.”

“The child has a name, you know. Sophie. Sophie Anne Archibald. Well, technically Sophie Anne Van der Woodsen Archibald, but that’s kind of a handful. It’s probably best that I take her anyways. The more time Sophie spends with you, the more she’ll end up being just like you.”

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TO: Rosie FROM: Alexa SUBJECT: Re: Greetings from New York! DATE: August 1, 2015
Dear Alexa,I am so incredibly jealous but just as excited for you. As much as I wish I could be there with you, being on your own must be some sort of big adventure of its own. You must send me pictures so that I can live vicariously through your thrilling life. And you’d better not lose that accent. I wouldn’t recognize you anymore if you did. And you absolutely should get a kitty cat. I won’t say you should call her Rosie, but... you should call her Rosie. Only joking, of course. I’d get jealous.
I can’t even count the number of times you made me watch On The Town as a child, so it seems fitting enough that it’d be your first show. Tell me how the show is, and steal me a Playbill so that I can pretend I was there with you.
There’s not much to say on my end. London is as London always is. And I’m well. Mum and Dad say hello, by the way. Speaking of Mum and Dad though, a girl can only live at home so long, no? I’m looking a flat right now, but the two places I’ve visited so far have had rats, Lex, rats. I’m properly scarred right now, so the search is on hold.
Honestly, life without you here is dull and quite unexciting. Your letter has been the highlight of my week, as sad as that sounds. Take care, and send those pictures!
With Love, Rosie
TO: Rosie FROM: Alexa SUBJECT: Greetings from New York! DATE: August 1, 2015
Dear Rosie,
How are you? How are things back in London? I’ve only been here in New York City for a few days, and I’m already loving it here. It’s not the same without you, though. I can’t help but picture you everywhere here, with me in my new apartment! You have to come visit me soon — maybe once I’m all settled in — or, you could just come and stay here for the remainder of however long it takes for me to complete graduate school.
I have orientation on Monday, and then classes start at the end of the month. I’m really looking forward to all of this! Do you think I’m going to lose my British accent by the time I finish graduate school? I really hope not.
I think the no-roommate thing is both a blessing and a curse. I don’t know anyone in this city, but this also gives me some quiet downtime, and personal space. Maybe, I’ll get a cat, now that I can finally get a pet of my own since I don’t live with my mother anymore. I’d like a dog, but they’re so much more work and who knows how much time I’ll be spending in the apartment? Probably not that much, right?
I spent most of this morning standing in the rush line for On The Town. Their tickets are incredibly low, and you know how much I loved the original movie with Gene Kelly. Also, I figured that I should probably see some New York-Centric show, as an initiation of some sort. I was debating on Wicked, but that show is wickedly expensive, even with ticket lotto, and so On The Town it was!
I should probably put my laptop down, and get ready to head over to the Lyric Theatre! I’ll send you some pictures soon!
I miss you! Alexa
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TEXT ✉ MESSAGE | BLAIR ↮ NATE
Blair: I just caught my dad cheating on my mom. What do you think, Nate?
Blair: He didn't see me.
Blair: Didn't look like he was drunk.
Nate: Sorry, sorry, I'm still processing.
Nate: Do you need to me come over? Because I can come over.
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TEXT ✉ MESSAGE | BLAIR ↮ NATE
Blair: I just caught my father cheating on my mother with one of her male models.
Blair: I don't know what to do, Nate.
Nate: Wow... Are you okay?
Nate: I don't know, Blair. What'd your dad have to say about it?
Nate: Maybe he was drunk.
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“Humphrey! It’s your turn to deal with the child. I have sketches to turn into masterpieces by tomorrow morning and I can’t do that with a child screaming for Satan on my lap.”

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