relatablepugperson

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i think i just had a regular human experience

[relatablepugperson]

if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

[relatablepugperson]

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

[relatablepugperson]

Beautiful images and music will save me I know it I just know it

[relatablepugperson]

the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me

[relatablepugperson]

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

[relatablepugperson]

I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.

[relatablepugperson]

Yeah that tracks

[relatablepugperson]

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

[relatablepugperson]

i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.

[relatablepugperson]

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

[relatablepugperson]

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

[relatablepugperson]

does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

[relatablepugperson]

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

[relatablepugperson]

this gif is fucking frying me

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[relatablepugperson]

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career