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this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

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I love these two so much.

Credit: @jellymlk on twitter

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He can be a little silly too - 🍮

[ID: Alhaitham leaning over Kaveh as he sleeps at his desk, using the compass caliper like a doll to walk across Kaveh's blueprints. End Description]

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*skyrim villager voice* i hear the High King is switching everyone from wet food to dry food today

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writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

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Ron Cobb, 1970

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It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

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even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

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whump community is this u

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Random Story Concept for spooky month

Demon hunters chasing down escaped 'painting' subjects who're actually demons sealed inside canvases

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GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

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i can think of very few plot points of homestuck that were not hilarious. like the trolls can talk to the kids at any points in their timeline, but first time karkat talks to john he embarrasses himself so badly that he refuses to talk to john at any point in time prior to that. so he continuously talks to john earlier and earlier in the timeline, and john never knows what he’s talking about because all of the conversations he’s had with karkat were from his future. and from john’s perspective, karkat knows less and less of what he’s talking about as he moves forward in time, bc he’s only ever talking to younger versions of him. this is the exact level of intricacy almost all of the plot points operate on 

and the payoff of finally getting to see the first conversation karkat ever had with john is like

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Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean

@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers

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kinkshaming? no, i said kingshaming. fuck you, king george iii