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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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UNETHICAL LAB DASHBOARD

💉 Ihatehappyhealthypeople Follow

The subjects are literally being so loud today tf

🕶️ degree_in_idgaf Follow

Maybe it's because you haven't fed them in three weeks???

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🦠 ttbaby Follow

I was literally born yesterday and I think it's offensive that people use this as an insult

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Bro missed everything 😭😭😭

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🥼 thedeviouschemist Follow

What y'all think will happen if I mix nitrogen and sulfur mustard lol

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hopital

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🧪 no1labrat Follow

These idiots literally give me cheese for anything, their puzzles are so easy and I've already figured out not to touch the electric shock button with ease

🧬 hazardous-queer Follow

Don't let them steal your testicles.

🧪no1labrat Follow

What

🧬 hazardous-queer Follow

What

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🔬 pavlov-official Follow

The stimuli is working

🩺 sillysciencecentral Follow

Okay tmi,,, and the patients?

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🐀 pharmaceutical-faggot Follow

It's always what's the subject doing and never how's the subject doing

🫀 re-animator Follow

I mean they do mental assessments on subjects. That is a pretty significant thing that happens. Like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much do ask how the subjects doing.

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Thought I'd give you guys an idea of my cell!! 🗞️📦🚿📹

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💊 ijustworkhere Follow

Some fuckass creature escaped the lab and mauled my coworkers again

🥽 Sciencesteve Follow

God forbid women do anything

💊 ijustworkhere Follow

People died, Steven

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I hate halloween at the lab, what do you mean you're a horrific mutation? You've been that all year

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Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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SCREENSHOT OF ALL TIME I WILL CLUTCH TO THIS LIKE A SECURITY BLANKET

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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

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it’s been ten years

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“I’ll never talk” ok that’s cool. didn’t really expect you to. I’m not gonna torture you for information—I have an elaborate espionage network for that. everyone knows torture is an unreliable means of extracting information and anything obtained from it is not to be trusted. I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all the torture science. if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s the foolish notion that torture serves a practical purpose. no, my torture dungeon exists for good, clean fun. it’s all about the love of the game. strap ’em to the rack, boys!

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theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images

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whenever i misspell something online when walking to an american i always try to convince them that its british english spelling before admitting wrongdoing. like nooo we spell it burgeur here.....

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the jump from 2015 to 2020 was 10 years but the jump from 2020 to 2025 was 11 months

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this is the average tumblr experience

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im going to like , eat one of you ,eventually

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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