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If anyone would be interested in a half body screenshot comm like what I just posted for $45 hmu. I wanna take one to like, experiment sorta. Its not an Every Detail kinda thing so not the best for hyper complex OCs.

Preferably an astartes. 2-3 day turn around if wanna communicate via discord.

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Art dump

A late letter from Imperium Sanctus.

The big cat is watching you!

"Why does my big brother keep making strange noises?" This is actually a popular meme on the Chinese Internet. Someone adopted a cat and posted a post asking why her cat kept making strange noises. Later, everyone found out that her cat was actually purring happily. Lion here also kept saying "I am not alone."

Another meme that is not easy to translate. Guilliman heard about the returning Lion from Dante, but he couldn't believe that the open-minded and frank old man Dante told him about would be his lonely and unpredictable elder brother, haha.

This is self-explanatory

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For Salamanders, I do think that, while making them fall by breaking them is a Fun and Exciting challenge, tempting them might be the way to go.

Don't they see the cruelty of the Imperium? Don't they grieve when the humans they learned to like (or maybe even, love) die? Don't they want to keep them *safe* and happy, so happy, free of harm? Do they not love and respect life, don't they want to spread their joy of it? Because they can. They can make people free of suffering, they can spread the joy of life, like glorious rotting dragons, and they could so, so easily fall to Nurgle. The grandfather would be so happy to have them.

(That said, I think it's interesting to point out that Ultramarine seem to be the easiest chapter to corrupt. Seriously, I feel like 50% of fallen Astarte are ultradork. Wich, point to them being the most numerous, but it's still REALLY funny to me.)

Idk anything about loyalist space marines, what’s the most fun chapter to chaos corrupt? Just out of curiosity you know

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koh: ok we need to visit this planet, let’s dock and—

bile: nah i don’t feel like paying the toll

bile: let’s take this alternate, secret route

koh:

koh: that’s how daemons get in

bile: uh huh

koh: you want us to use the daemon road. which is full of daemons

bile: uh huh

saqqara: if we go that way, we will walk a path of madness, minds will splinter and souls will fray

bile: wow you’re such a poet *sarcastic applause*

bile: also did i mention that we gotta turn off the gellar field to do this

koh: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND—

arrian: hey it’s a new experience! don’t you slaaneshi types love new experiences? >:)

koh: I HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE AND IT SUCKED

saqqara: how do you not understand the magnitude of this. traveling this road will blast us with unfiltered, high-octane Lovecraftian Elder God mindfuck. this is blasphemy and it is—

bile: shut up saqqara we’re taking the daemon road. mama bile didn’t raise no tax-paying punk

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Modern AU Talos and Xarl getting super high and listening to Sleep Token in Xarl's mom's basement SEND TWEET

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Perturabo, The Hammer of Olympia

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Hehehehe yall are *so* not ready for some of my next fics >:)

Sure there are updates also incomming, but the new fics? Oooh BOY

- One very funny oneshot for a friend (featuring one funny lil guy and his giant Primarch bf hehe)

- One Needlesly Complicated catholic exorcist/X-files au With gay sex. Father Ferrus is Not Ready

- One dark arranged marriage au with Emp as an asshole (Mortarion/Konrad slowest of slow buuuurn)

- More adventure of Fabius breaking the laws of nature in the most creative ways possible (and making Eidolon horny about it)

- Uriel/Honsou stuff because I adore them so so much yall do not understand how much I adore them. Honsou sure is the most guy to ever guy.

- The Road Trip Au (Wich none of you will be able to anticipate how deep that one go. Let's say it's gonna be my most intense work :) )

- a oneshot about a dup of characters I have not written in YEARS and yet adore

- Lesbian. SOB seducing guard lesbian. I will not say more, except I have owe that fic to someone for y e a r s.

- The Sequel to Rob having sexy dreams about his bro

- The Sequel to Corvus and Vulkan Sexy Adventure

- And an epistolary romance in the warp between two emotionally constipated dumb dumb!

All of this should be coming out in the next.... year-ish, if everything goes well. It will also include as mentioned updates to my current ongoing fics, but I am *very* exicited for all those new projects!!

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I.

Well.

........... What the hell does thisnsay about me.

(Listen sometime nuking the place IS the correct answer!!!)

official james workshop horus heresy personality quiz dropped

here!

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A little late but still on time: bestest cat boy Saul posing for MMM :3

Done for @legiopraesagio ;)

Enjoy my dear 🐱

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请支持我们幼女原体

（约稿，是小莫和小壳咪

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shocked to learn their bro hangouts were actually dates

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The Sacrifice of Sanguinius

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