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ewayjeh :/

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

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This is stupid. Just because you listen to a band longer or know more of their songs doesn't give you some self righteous argument of you are a better fan. This might shock you but band's and artists love ANYONE who likes their music, even if it's just ONE song. So shut you face sweetheart your nothing special.

All these people saying “OMG have you listened to that song stressed out by 21 pilots???”

I’m like

“Bitch, first øff its twenty øne piløts, nøt the number, write that shit øut. Secønd, have yøu listened tø Fake Fan by Every Twenty Øne Piløts Fan?”

And they’re like

“Of course, that song is my jam!”

Then there’s me with a

*facepalm*

“Fucking bandwagøners, listen tø anything that isn’t øn Blurryface and then cøme back tø talk business.”

have u considered….going outside…drinking water…relaxing….

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Tmw

When I can feel my mental state declining. ME: hello darkness my old friend...

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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

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Late Night Dealings

Kade and Ace drug him in with a black bandanna tied tightly around his face. There were wet spots on it, which could only mean there was a horribly bloody face underneath. They brought him to the center of Valentinos living room. The beaten man whose clothes were bloody and tattered looked out of place in the center of Valentino’s upscale, classy living room. Valentino sat in a black leather chair silently as they drug him in. He didn’t even look at them, just towards the window with a distant blank face. Kade stood behind the man as Ace held him in place with a tight grip on his upper arm. Kade then gave him a hard kick to the back of the knee causing him to collapse. Ace lost his grip and a shot Kade an annoyed glance. The man, now on his knees was shaking from pain or fear, its hard to tell in his condition. Kade handed Ace a rope and pointed at the man’s hands which were covered in a mix of dried and wet blood and mud. Ace grabbed his hands firmly and started wrapping the rope around them tightly binding them together. This made the man panic and he started thrashing and yelling, “Stop! Get the fuck off me!” Valentino looked over at the escalating situation as Kade took out his pistol and placed it against the back of his head. The man was instantly silent and stiff as Kade looked to Valentino for his next move. Valentino slowly shook his head no. Kade decocked his pistol and removed it from the man’s head. Ace finished tying the knot and stood up next to Kade behind the man on the floor. Valentino cleared his throat and began speaking, “Mr.Lawson, I apologize if these men harmed you in any way. But I assure you had you come to me on your own, such drastic means would not have been taken. I hope you understand.“ Valentino’s voice was stern and husky echoed off the walls and high ceilings. You can still hear the Italian accent when he speaks, hidden under years of English speaking. The man whimpered but didn’t say a word. “Now, the reason I’ve invited you here this evening. I contacted you 2 weeks ago about the loan I graciously offered to you and your family in your time of need. I loaned you that money under the assumption you would pay it back in 8 months time. Yet here we are, 10 months later and I still don’t have anything from you.“ Valentino stood and walked towards Lawson. Kade and Ace unconsciously took a step back as he approached. Valentino stood over the man blind folded and vulnerable at his feet. He reached down and placed his two fingers under the man’s chin and firmly jerked his head to look up at him from behind the bandanna, “why is that?” He asked before releasing his head and painfully driving his heel into the man chest, violently expelling the air from his lungs and sending his backwards on the floor. He laid there painfully gasping for air, Valentino watched this for a few moments before snapping his fingers at Ace and pointing to the man on the ground. Ace grabbed the battered man by the hair and drug him back to his knees. “Answer me.” Valentino demanded. The man opened his mouth slightly then closed it. Then began to speak “Mr. Attaro.” He started shakily “I told you, I will get you your money, but I need more time.” The man pleaded. Valentino ripped the blindfold from his face, his cheeks were so swollen and dark they looked purple or black and you could barely see his eyes they were almost completely swollen shut. There were black and dark red trails of dried blood from his nose and mouth. There was a large cut above his eye brow that was still bleeding. He struggled to blink as he looked up at Valentino, “please sir. Just a little more time.” He begged as he reached his bound hands up to grab Valentinos hand, their fingers barley brushed together before Valentino quickly jerked his hand back and back handed Lawson to the floor. The sound filled the room as Lawson hit the ground with a thud. He pushed himself back up off the floor and looked at Valentino, “I have given you enough time, Lawson. Now it’s time for consequences.” With that Valentino turned and walked to the small table next to his black chair. On the table was, a silver pistol, a box of cigars, and a bottle of scotch. Lawson anxiously watched his every move. Valentino stood there for a few moments before making a choice. He picked up the pistol and the bottle of scotch and returned to Lawson. Lawson looked at the scotch and the pistol and began to breath harder as anxiety settled in his chest. Valentino lifted the bottle of scotch to his lips and took a swig. “Unfortunately for you Mr.Lawson that means a little discomfort.” He tilted the scotch bottle and poured some of it into Lawson’s face. Lawson immediately grabbed his face and started moaning and wincing as the alcohol seared his wounds and burned his eyes, Valentino leaned down and presses the pistol firmly to his forehead. “stop. Look at me.” He commanded. Lawson looked up at Valentino his pleading eyes were watering and face twisted in pain. “You have 3 months. Do you understand, 3 months or this bullet will be lodged in the back of your skull. am I making myself clear Lawson?” Lawson started sobbing and quickly nodding his head profusely thanking Valentino for his generosity through the blubbering, “yes sir, thank you. I’ll have it for you, I promise. Thank you so much sir.” Valentino nodded at Kade and returned to his seat. Kade walked up to Lawson pulled a sharp silver knife from his belt and quickly cut the rope from Lawsons hands, he hooked his arm under Lawson’s shoulder and pulled him to his feet, “time to go.” Kade said coldly stepping between Lawson and Valentino. He grabbed his shoulders and turned him to face the door and roughly pushed him in that direction. Ace waits till they are out the room before flopping down on the couch along the side wall and propping his feet up on the coffee table. Valentino sat calm and emotionless in his chair, content almost as he lit a cigar.

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Can't stand people who think there shit don't stink cause they got access to money...you're still a whiny immature bitch.

there’s literally no such thing as having your shit together by 21…. like what do you mean??? also paying your own bills and paying rent doesn’t mean you “have your shit together” it means you have access to money…!!!!!!!

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This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life

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not everything is about you

that’s fucked up and i refuse to believe it

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I may not be a little boy but I do know that they are out there and need just as much attention as any other little. Being a little is not gender specific, like being a caregiver isn’t either.

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Late Night Dealings

Kade and Ace drug him in with a black bandanna tied tightly around his face. There were wet spots on it, which could only mean there was a horribly bloody face underneath. They brought him to the center of Valentinos living room. The beaten man whose clothes were bloody and tattered looked out of place in the center of Valentino’s upscale, classy living room. Valentino sat in a black leather chair silently as they drug him in. He didn’t even look at them, just towards the window with a distant blank face. Kade stood behind the man as Ace held him in place with a tight grip on his upper arm. Kade then gave him a hard kick to the back of the knee causing him to collapse. Ace lost his grip and a shot Kade an annoyed glance. The man, now on his knees was shaking from pain or fear, its hard to tell in his condition. Kade handed Ace a rope and pointed at the man’s hands which were covered in a mix of dried and wet blood and mud. Ace grabbed his hands firmly and started wrapping the rope around them tightly binding them together. This made the man panic and he started thrashing and yelling, “Stop! Get the fuck off me!” Valentino looked over at the escalating situation as Kade took out his pistol and placed it against the back of his head. The man was instantly silent and stiff as Kade looked to Valentino for his next move. Valentino slowly shook his head no. Kade decocked his pistol and removed it from the man’s head. Ace finished tying the knot and stood up next to Kade behind the man on the floor. Valentino cleared his throat and began speaking, “Mr.Lawson, I apologize if these men harmed you in any way. But I assure you had you come to me on your own, such drastic means would not have been taken. I hope you understand.“ Valentino’s voice was stern and husky echoed off the walls and high ceilings. You can still hear the Italian accent when he speaks, hidden under years of English speaking. The man whimpered but didn’t say a word. “Now, the reason I’ve invited you here this evening. I contacted you 2 weeks ago about the loan I graciously offered to you and your family in your time of need. I loaned you that money under the assumption you would pay it back in 8 months time. Yet here we are, 10 months later and I still don’t have anything from you.” Valentino stood and walked towards Lawson Kade and Ace unconsciously took a step back as he approached. Valentino stood over the man blind folded and vulnerable at his feet. He reached down and placed his two fingers under the man’s chin and firmly jerked his head to look up at him from behind the bandanna, “why is that?” He asked before releasing his head and painfully driving his heel into the man chest, violently expelling the air from his lungs and sending his backwards on the floor. He laid there painfully gasping for air, Valentino watched this for a few moments before snapping his fingers at Ace and pointing to the man on the ground. Ace grabbed the battered man by the hair and drug him back to his knees. “Answer me.” Valentino demanded. The man opened his mouth slightly then closed it. Then began to speak “Mr. Attaro.” He started shakily “I told you, I will get you your money, but I need more time.” The man pleaded. Valentino ripped the blindfold from his face, his cheeks were so swollen and dark they looked purple or black and you could barely see his eyes they were almost completely swollen shut. There were black and dark red trails of dried blood from his nose and mouth. There was a large cut above his eye brow that was still bleeding. He struggled to blink as he looked up at Valentino, “please sir. Just a little more time.” He begged as he reached his bound hands up to grab Valentinos hand, their fingers barley brushed together before Valentino quickly jerked his hand back and back handed Lawson to the floor. The sound filled the room as Lawson hit the ground with a thud. He pushed himself back up off the floor and looked at Valentino, “I have given you enough time, Lawson. Now it’s time for consequences.” With that Valentino turned and walked to the small table next to his black chair. On the table was, a silver pistol, a box of cigars, and a bottle of scotch. Lawson anxiously watched his every move. Valentino stood there for a few moments before making a choice. He picked up the pistol and the bottle of scotch and returned to Lawson. Lawson looked at the scotch and the pistol and began to breath harder as anxiety settled in his chest. Valentino lifted the bottle of scotch to his lips and took a swig. “Unfortunately for you Mr.Lawson that means a little discomfort.” He tilted the scotch bottle and poured some of it into Lawson’s face. Lawson immediately grabbed his face and started moaning and wincing as the alcohol seared his wounds and burned his eyes, Valentino leaned down and presses the pistol firmly to his forehead. “stop. Look at me.” He commanded. Lawson looked up at Valentino his pleading eyes were watering and face twisted in pain. “You have 3 months. Do you understand, 3 months or this bullet will be lodged in the back of your skull. am I making myself clear Lawson?” Lawson started sobbing and quickly nodding his head profusely thanking Valentino for his generosity through the blubbering, “yes sir, thank you. I’ll have it for you, I promise. Thank you so much sir.” Valentino nodded at Kade and returned to his seat. Kade walked up to Lawson pulled a sharp silver knife from his belt and quickly cut the rope from Lawsons hands, he hooked his arm under Lawson’s shoulder and pulled him to his feet, “time to go.” Kade said coldly stepping between Lawson and Valentino. He grabbed his shoulders and turned him to face the door and roughly pushed him in that direction. Ace waits till they are out the room before flopping down on the couch along the side wall and propping his feet up on the coffee table. Valentino sat calm and emotionless in his chair, content almost as he lit a cigar.

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I need mommy or daddy to spoil me with one of these baby's.

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She drank my pain like wine.

six word story // mangacloudy (via just-six)

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being horny is just a part of my personality at this point