“omg you’re such a gifted writer how do you write so well”
there are some days when i stare blankly at my computer screen in frustration because i cannot get words to form in my mind
each day i have a 50/50 chance of whether i can successfully form full sentences and actually have them be coherent
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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for
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I never played Life is Strange, does this match up
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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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twt > cloudyhl | ig > cloudyhl_
don’t repost!!
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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something
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When you ship a guy and a girl: "Eww. Why can't a guy and a girl be friends? They are besties, they are are like siblings."
When you ship a two dudes/chicks that have a close friendship and are like siblings or hate each other: "Yassss! The gays!"
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Happy Stroganoff Sunday
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no community note it’s real
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leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
his friend: wait, what was mission number one?
leader: fucking getting here, travis.
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