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I made this for no reason last night

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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

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i just think glados should be allowed to wear shit like this

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list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

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can we as a society start bullying youtubers that Definitely have way more than enough money to pay someone to caption their videos but don't fuckin bother. there is No excuse, especially if most of their videos are under 30 minutes

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LISTEN,

the very CONCEPT of bodyguards is so narratively juicy and excellent, and I don’t just mean like “character x is character y’s bodyguard so they can be in the same place and fall in love”, I mean the protectiveness, the tension of trying to balance personal and professional, the unified dichotomy of devoted guardian/loyal servant!  the power dynamic.

and even platonically speaking??  again: loyalty!!  personal/professional!!  the sheer delight of watching someone kick righteous ass in defense of their principal!!  honestly it’s even good when the two people in question hate each other.  it’s always good.  write more bodyguards into your stuff, I’ll read it.

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did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

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queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

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this duo was so powerful that they barely had episodes of them hanging out, but when they did it was incredible

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No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK

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they should invent water for men

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"wow you blocked me just cuz i disagreed with you???"

yes. yes, exactly. this is a social media site. i come here to look at pictures of birds and shitpost with my friends. this is not a town hall meeting; i am not your elected official. i do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. you and i are strangers that use the same website. i can block you for literally any reason and that's okay. take a deep breath. block me too. you'll feel better.

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sitcom about living with a wizard

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funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ