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Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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nearly had it andy

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I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

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…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

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someone: [says something actually bigoted about Link] Revali: hold my earrings, and, the ending:

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Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

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I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

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some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

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