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Eueghhghhhhhheeehhh,,,,, I’d appreciate itttttEUEGHHHHHHHH,,,

* …he’s crying even more now.

Mr. Big Shot, I just got my first ever taxi home! All by myself too!!

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* REAL [[Big Shot]] MOVE, KID!! USUALLY I'D MAKE PEOPLE [[Pay 3 easy payments of $5.99]] FOR MY APPROVAL, BUT YOU GET IT FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [[Free]]!! YOU KNOW WHAT... [[What the *$*@]]... I'LL EVEN SAY I'M.... [[Pay to unlock this word!]] OF YOU.

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* …

* he’s crying tears of joy and laying on the ground. A lot of tears, actually.

Mr. Big Shot, I just got my first ever taxi home! All by myself too!!

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* REAL [[Big Shot]] MOVE, KID!! USUALLY I'D MAKE PEOPLE [[Pay 3 easy payments of $5.99]] FOR MY APPROVAL, BUT YOU GET IT FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [[Free]]!! YOU KNOW WHAT... [[What the *$*@]]... I'LL EVEN SAY I'M.... [[Pay to unlock this word!]] OF YOU.

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Fellas is it normal if your face opens up and bleeds and then closes again or is that just a me problem, half joking.

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Was just forced to watch a minute of Gacha Life ad’s. Please. Kindly. Fucking lobotomise me.

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My feed is filled with every Deltadude ever getting wasted and sad and pathetic and I am losing my ever-loving mind

That’s just how it be.

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Okay I’m fine you being here cause I like clowns and jesters but you best watch yourself while I’m telling this dumbass off.

Starting to realise half of these adults I talk to need so much therapy it’s insane.

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YOU LIVE IN A GODDAMN DUMPSTER AND HAVE LIKE MULTIPLE EX’S. GET A GRIP AND START TRYING TO BETTER YOURSELF RATHER THAN MAKE IT BIG YOU FUCKING DERANGED LITTLE MUPPET.

Starting to realise half of these adults I talk to need so much therapy it’s insane.

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Starting to realise half of these adults I talk to need so much therapy it’s insane.

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Mr. Big Shot it is then ^_^!!

Hey, Mr. Salesman? Just got outta therapy and I got a question for ya!!

Is there any other names you’d like me to call you by? Like, Mr. Spamton. Mr. G. Mr. Moneymaker. Mr. Dealmaker. Mr. Dadton. Mr. Moola..

Anything you want!! It just feels a little weird to just call you “Salesman”, yknow?

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* IF YOU CALL ME [Mr. Dadton] I WILL [Doxx] YOU. JUST SPAMTON IS [Dandy] WIT;H ME!! OR [Big Shot], IF YOU' RE FEELING GENORIS! EAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Currently being forced to get therapy by my own therapist. Not even safe in my dreams smh

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Was watching my friend play ch4 and we found out the Addisons change if you leave the room and come back, they have different dialogues every time.

They know Tenna.

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big fan of whatever was wrong with him 🔌

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Gives him a shop sprite. as a treat

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…

Yeah? Yea, there is.

Ay, Mr. Salesman? Which Tenna are you talking about?

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* THERE'S [[More Than One]]???

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Ooooooh.

Fuck you :D 👍

Sir what in God’s good name are you.

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evil fucking tenna